Battle #2150 (F): JamPai, JamClo vs SirGoo

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #2150: James Paige vs Sir Goowain?

James Paige	Status HP: 1521/1521 MP: 50/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige gets the jump. Slime will spill! Go!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1521/1521 MP: 98/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 54 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1467/1521 MP: 146/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241 Slime Loss (5)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 120 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 241 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1427/1521 MP: 341/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241 Slime Loss (4)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2130/2250 MP: 65/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain advances!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 96 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1331/1521 MP: 389/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241 Slime Loss (4)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2080/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1291/1521 MP: 389/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241 Slime Loss (3)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2080/2250 MP: 47/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 205 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1291/1521 MP: 437/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241 Slime Loss (3)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2080/2250 MP: 257/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige looks extremely uncomfortable. James Paige divides itself into two!

James Paige prepares to absorb life! James Paige finds Sir Goowain worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 455 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 764/1521 MP: 110/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241 Slime Loss (2)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 645/760 MP: 151/377 Str: 105 Agi: 107 Int: 120 Slime Loss (3)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1625/2250 MP: 257/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Clone! Go!
Battle!

James Clone plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 114 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 764/1521 MP: 110/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241 Slime Loss (2)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 605/760 MP: 107/377 Str: 105 Agi: 107 Int: 120 Slime Loss (2)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1511/2250 MP: 298/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 95 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 669/1521 MP: 158/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241 Slime Loss (2)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 605/760 MP: 107/377 Str: 105 Agi: 107 Int: 120 Slime Loss (2)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1461/2250 MP: 239/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige prepares to absorb life! James Paige finds Sir Goowain worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 451 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 786/1521 MP: 14/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241 Slime Loss (1)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 605/760 MP: 131/377 Str: 105 Agi: 107 Int: 120 Slime Loss (2)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1010/2250 MP: 239/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Clone is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Clone distracts Sir Goowain and swipes its Victory Sword!

James Paige	Status HP: 786/1521 MP: 14/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241 Slime Loss (1)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 565/760 MP: 31/377 Str: 105 Agi: 107 Int: 120 Slime Loss (1)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1010/2250 MP: 280/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (5)
Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 74 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 712/1521 MP: 62/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241 Slime Loss (1)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 565/760 MP: 31/377 Str: 105 Agi: 107 Int: 120 Slime Loss (1)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 960/2250 MP: 216/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Knight's Helm

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 672/1521 MP: 62/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 565/760 MP: 55/377 Str: 105 Agi: 107 Int: 120 Slime Loss (1)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 960/2250 MP: 216/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Knight's Helm

From the shadows, James Clone!
Battle!

James Clone fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 672/1521 MP: 62/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 525/760 MP: 30/377 Str: 105 Agi: 107 Int: 120
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 960/2250 MP: 246/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Shrunk (4) Paralyzed (4)
Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!