Battle #2145 (F): JamPai, JamClo vs SirGoo

Now is the time! Prepare yourselves for battle #2145: James Paige vs Sir Goowain!

James Paige	Status HP: 1521/1521 MP: 50/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First up is James Paige. Combatants ready? Then fight!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 241 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1521/1521 MP: 339/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 53 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1468/1521 MP: 387/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241 Slime Loss (5)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige steps forward.
Battle!

James Paige looks extremely uncomfortable. James Paige divides itself into two!

James Paige	Status HP: 694/1521 MP: 212/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241 Slime Loss (4)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 734/760 MP: 106/377 Str: 105 Agi: 107 Int: 120 Slime Loss (5)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 65/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige! FUMBLE!

James Paige takes 38 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 656/1521 MP: 212/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241 Slime Loss (4)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 734/760 MP: 130/377 Str: 105 Agi: 107 Int: 120 Slime Loss (5)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Clone draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Clone rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 55 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 656/1521 MP: 260/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241 Slime Loss (4)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 694/760 MP: 86/377 Str: 105 Agi: 107 Int: 120 Slime Loss (4)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2145/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige passes sentence on Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 182 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 616/1521 MP: 140/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241 Slime Loss (3)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 694/760 MP: 110/377 Str: 105 Agi: 107 Int: 120 Slime Loss (4)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1963/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Clone draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Clone sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds James Paige. A glow surrounds James Clone.

James Paige	Status HP: 616/1521 MP: 140/754 Str: 230 Agi: 235 Int: 261 Slime Loss (3) Power Aura (5)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 654/760 MP: 77/377 Str: 125 Agi: 127 Int: 140 Slime Loss (3) Power Aura (5)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1963/2250 MP: 47/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 205 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 616/1521 MP: 192/754 Str: 230 Agi: 235 Int: 261 Slime Loss (3) Power Aura (5)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 654/760 MP: 77/377 Str: 125 Agi: 127 Int: 140 Slime Loss (3) Power Aura (5)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1963/2250 MP: 257/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige passes sentence on Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 238 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 576/1521 MP: 72/754 Str: 230 Agi: 235 Int: 261 Slime Loss (2) Power Aura (4)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 654/760 MP: 105/377 Str: 125 Agi: 127 Int: 140 Slime Loss (3) Power Aura (5)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1725/2250 MP: 257/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is James Clone.
Battle!

James Clone rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 49 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 576/1521 MP: 72/754 Str: 230 Agi: 235 Int: 261 Slime Loss (2) Power Aura (4)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 614/760 MP: 61/377 Str: 125 Agi: 127 Int: 140 Slime Loss (2) Power Aura (4)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1676/2250 MP: 298/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 80 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 496/1521 MP: 124/754 Str: 230 Agi: 235 Int: 261 Slime Loss (2) Power Aura (4)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 614/760 MP: 61/377 Str: 125 Agi: 127 Int: 140 Slime Loss (2) Power Aura (4)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1626/2250 MP: 239/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige finds Sir Goowain worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 442 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 456/1521 MP: 4/754 Str: 230 Agi: 235 Int: 261 Slime Loss (1) Power Aura (3)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 614/760 MP: 89/377 Str: 125 Agi: 127 Int: 140 Slime Loss (2) Power Aura (4)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1184/2250 MP: 239/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Clone draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Clone fires a bolt of psychic energy directly into Sir Goowain's brain!

Sir Goowain takes 114 damage! Sir Goowain looks drained!

James Paige	Status HP: 456/1521 MP: 4/754 Str: 230 Agi: 235 Int: 261 Slime Loss (1) Power Aura (3)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 574/760 MP: 33/377 Str: 125 Agi: 127 Int: 140 Slime Loss (1) Power Aura (3)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1070/2250 MP: 244/425 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain steps forward.
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 78 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 378/1521 MP: 56/754 Str: 230 Agi: 235 Int: 261 Slime Loss (1) Power Aura (3)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 574/760 MP: 33/377 Str: 125 Agi: 127 Int: 140 Slime Loss (1) Power Aura (3)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1020/2250 MP: 185/425 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!