Battle #2144 (F): JamPai vs JudSli

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #2144: James Paige vs Judge Slimehold!

James Paige	Status HP: 1521/1521 MP: 50/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 50/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold gets the jump. Ready? Fight!

Judge Slimehold is gathering energy. Judge Slimehold gains 255 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1521/1521 MP: 98/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 36 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1521/1521 MP: 102/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 963/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige, go again!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 241 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1521/1521 MP: 343/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 963/999 MP: 417/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold grievously wounds James Paige! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 157 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1364/1521 MP: 391/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241 Slime Loss (7)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 963/999 MP: 355/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (1)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige tells Judge Slimehold an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Judge Slimehold's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1324/1521 MP: 357/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241 Slime Loss (6)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 963/999 MP: 388/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 165 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (1) Stupefied (6)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Watch out! Judge Slimehold is up.
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 149 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1175/1521 MP: 357/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 241 Slime Loss (6)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 963/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 165 Shield (∞) Stupefied (5)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

A followup attack is next from Judge Slimehold!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 202 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 973/1521 MP: 400/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 216 Slime Loss (6)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 963/999 MP: 311/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 165 Shield (∞) Stupefied (4)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige prepares to absorb life! James Paige finds Judge Slimehold worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 263 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1025/1521 MP: 256/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 216 Slime Loss (5)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 700/999 MP: 344/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 165 Shield (∞) Stupefied (4)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Brace yourselves for Judge Slimehold!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold shapes itself into a hammer and pounds James Paige into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 405 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 620/1521 MP: 294/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 194 Slime Loss (5)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 700/999 MP: 289/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 165 Shield (∞) Stupefied (3)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 580/1521 MP: 294/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 194 Slime Loss (4)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 700/999 MP: 322/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 165 Shield (∞) Stupefied (3)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is ready to fight!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 202 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 378/1521 MP: 328/754 Str: 210 Agi: 215 Int: 174 Slime Loss (4)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 700/999 MP: 267/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 165 Shield (∞) Stupefied (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 44 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds James Paige.

James Paige	Status HP: 338/1521 MP: 287/754 Str: 230 Agi: 235 Int: 194 Slime Loss (3) Power Aura (5)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 656/999 MP: 267/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 165 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (2) Stupefied (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige continues its attack!
Battle!

James Paige prepares to absorb life! James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 99 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 332/1521 MP: 208/754 Str: 230 Agi: 235 Int: 194 Slime Loss (2) Power Aura (4)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 557/999 MP: 300/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 165 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (2) Stupefied (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 145 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 187/1521 MP: 242/754 Str: 230 Agi: 235 Int: 174 Slime Loss (2) Power Aura (4)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 557/999 MP: 245/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 165 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (1) Stupefied (1)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!