Battle #2084 (F): JamPai, JamClo vs SirGoo

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #2084: James Paige vs Sir Goowain!

James Paige	Status HP: 1500/1500 MP: 50/742 Str: 225 Agi: 235 Int: 261
Thief's Glove Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is first to attack. Have at it!

James Paige distracts Sir Goowain and swipes its Victory Sword!

James Paige	Status HP: 1500/1500 MP: 2/742 Str: 225 Agi: 235 Int: 261
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain steps forward.
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 40 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1460/1500 MP: 54/742 Str: 225 Agi: 235 Int: 261 Slime Loss (5)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 19/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Knight's Helm

James Paige advances!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 261 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1420/1500 MP: 320/742 Str: 225 Agi: 235 Int: 261 Slime Loss (4)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 60/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain steps forward.
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 205 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1420/1500 MP: 372/742 Str: 225 Agi: 235 Int: 261 Slime Loss (4)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 265/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Knight's Helm

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige looks extremely uncomfortable. James Paige divides itself into two!

James Paige	Status HP: 670/1500 MP: 202/742 Str: 225 Agi: 235 Int: 261 Slime Loss (3)
Victory Sword Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 710/750 MP: 98/371 Str: 112 Agi: 117 Int: 130 Slime Loss (4)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 306/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 100 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 570/1500 MP: 202/742 Str: 225 Agi: 235 Int: 261 Slime Loss (3)
Victory Sword Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 710/750 MP: 124/371 Str: 112 Agi: 117 Int: 130 Slime Loss (4)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 242/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Knight's Helm

Next up is James Clone.
Battle!

James Clone rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 58 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 570/1500 MP: 254/742 Str: 225 Agi: 235 Int: 261 Slime Loss (3)
Victory Sword Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 670/750 MP: 85/371 Str: 112 Agi: 117 Int: 130 Slime Loss (3)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2142/2250 MP: 242/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Knight's Helm

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige prepares to absorb life! James Paige finds Sir Goowain worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 526 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 714/1500 MP: 115/742 Str: 225 Agi: 235 Int: 261 Slime Loss (2)
Victory Sword Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 670/750 MP: 111/371 Str: 112 Agi: 117 Int: 130 Slime Loss (3)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1616/2250 MP: 242/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Knight's Helm

James Clone advances!
Battle!

James Clone fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 714/1500 MP: 115/742 Str: 225 Agi: 235 Int: 261 Slime Loss (2)
Victory Sword Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 630/750 MP: 86/371 Str: 112 Agi: 117 Int: 130 Slime Loss (2)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1616/2250 MP: 272/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Paralyzed (2) Shrunk (4)
Knight's Helm

It's time for Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 60 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 654/1500 MP: 161/742 Str: 225 Agi: 235 Int: 234 Slime Loss (2)
Victory Sword Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 630/750 MP: 86/371 Str: 112 Agi: 117 Int: 130 Slime Loss (2)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1616/2250 MP: 181/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Paralyzed (1) Shrunk (3)
Knight's Helm

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige prepares to absorb life! James Paige passes sentence on Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 265 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 706/1500 MP: 22/742 Str: 225 Agi: 235 Int: 234 Slime Loss (1)
Victory Sword Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 630/750 MP: 112/371 Str: 112 Agi: 117 Int: 130 Slime Loss (2)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1351/2250 MP: 181/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Paralyzed (1) Shrunk (3)
Knight's Helm

How will James Clone respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Clone rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 72 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 706/1500 MP: 22/742 Str: 225 Agi: 235 Int: 234 Slime Loss (1)
Victory Sword Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 590/750 MP: 73/371 Str: 112 Agi: 117 Int: 130 Slime Loss (1)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1279/2250 MP: 211/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Paralyzed (3) Shrunk (3)
Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 74 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 632/1500 MP: 64/742 Str: 225 Agi: 235 Int: 210 Slime Loss (1)
Victory Sword Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 590/750 MP: 73/371 Str: 112 Agi: 117 Int: 130 Slime Loss (1)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1279/2250 MP: 120/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Paralyzed (2) Shrunk (2)
Knight's Helm

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 210 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 592/1500 MP: 279/742 Str: 225 Agi: 235 Int: 210
Victory Sword Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 590/750 MP: 99/371 Str: 112 Agi: 117 Int: 130 Slime Loss (1)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1279/2250 MP: 120/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Paralyzed (2) Shrunk (2)
Knight's Helm

James Clone! Go!
Battle!