Battle #2070 (F): JamPai vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Bugsy tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1004/1479 MP: 331/730 Str: 168 Agi: 230 Int: 169 Stupefied (6) Diseased (17) Roughed Up (3) Off Guard (3)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1032/1250 MP: 167/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 129 Power Aura (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 45/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 9/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (3)
Coat of Grease

Mugsy is just getting started!
Battle!

Mugsy donates some slime to Slimesworth. Slimesworth is healed!

James Paige	Status HP: 1004/1479 MP: 364/730 Str: 168 Agi: 230 Int: 169 Stupefied (6) Diseased (17) Roughed Up (3) Off Guard (3)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1157/1250 MP: 167/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 129 Power Aura (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 36/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 9/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (3)
Coat of Grease

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige prepares to absorb life! James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 99 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 984/1479 MP: 285/730 Str: 168 Agi: 230 Int: 169 Stupefied (5) Diseased (16) Roughed Up (2) Off Guard (2)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1058/1250 MP: 192/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 129 Power Aura (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 36/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 9/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (3)
Coat of Grease

How will Slimesworth respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimesworth disguises its attack! Slimesworth uses a disguised attack on James Paige.

James Paige takes 168 damage! Something happens to Slimesworth!

James Paige	Status HP: 816/1479 MP: 285/730 Str: 168 Agi: 230 Int: 169 Stupefied (5) Diseased (16) Roughed Up (2) Off Guard (2)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1008/1250 MP: 149/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 129 Power Aura (2) Looking Sharp (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 36/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 28/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (3)
Coat of Grease

Bugsy is ready to fight!
Battle!

Bugsy is gathering energy. Bugsy gains 95 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 816/1479 MP: 285/730 Str: 168 Agi: 230 Int: 169 Stupefied (5) Diseased (16) Roughed Up (2) Off Guard (2)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1008/1250 MP: 149/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 129 Power Aura (2) Looking Sharp (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 60/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 123/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (2)
Coat of Grease

What will Mugsy do next?
Battle!

Mugsy performs a mystical incantation. Bugsy is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 816/1479 MP: 318/730 Str: 168 Agi: 230 Int: 169 Stupefied (5) Diseased (16) Roughed Up (2) Off Guard (2)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1008/1250 MP: 149/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 129 Power Aura (2) Looking Sharp (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 16/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 123/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Mirror Sheen (6)
Coat of Grease

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige prepares to absorb life! James Paige focuses its energy and blasts Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 58 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 782/1479 MP: 267/730 Str: 168 Agi: 230 Int: 169 Stupefied (4) Diseased (15) Roughed Up (1) Off Guard (1)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 950/1250 MP: 174/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 129 Power Aura (2) Looking Sharp (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 16/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 123/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Mirror Sheen (6)
Coat of Grease

Slimesworth prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimesworth disguises its attack! Slimesworth uses a disguised attack on James Paige.

James Paige takes 177 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 605/1479 MP: 267/730 Str: 168 Agi: 230 Int: 169 Stupefied (4) Diseased (15) Roughed Up (1) Off Guard (1)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 950/1250 MP: 137/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 129 Power Aura (1) Looking Sharp (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 16/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 142/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Mirror Sheen (6)
Coat of Grease

Bugsy is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Bugsy rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 67 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 538/1479 MP: 267/730 Str: 168 Agi: 92 Int: 169 Stupefied (4) Diseased (15) Roughed Up (1) Off Guard (1) Paralyzed (2)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 950/1250 MP: 137/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 129 Power Aura (1) Looking Sharp (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 40/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 98/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (1) Mirror Sheen (5)
Coat of Grease

Mugsy draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Mugsy conjures a shield onto Slimesworth. Slimesworth is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 538/1479 MP: 267/730 Str: 168 Agi: 92 Int: 169 Stupefied (4) Diseased (15) Roughed Up (1) Off Guard (1) Paralyzed (2)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 950/1250 MP: 162/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 129 Power Aura (1) Looking Sharp (2) Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 18/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 98/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (1) Mirror Sheen (5)
Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimesworth disguises its attack! Slimesworth uses a disguised attack on James Paige.

James Paige takes 181 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 357/1479 MP: 267/730 Str: 168 Agi: 92 Int: 169 Stupefied (4) Diseased (15) Roughed Up (1) Off Guard (1) Paralyzed (2)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 950/1250 MP: 120/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 109 Looking Sharp (1) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 18/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 117/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (1) Mirror Sheen (5)
Coat of Grease

Bugsy is ready to fight!
Battle!

Bugsy plunges a straw into James Paige and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 41 damage! Bugsy starts sapping James Paige's MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 316/1479 MP: 267/730 Str: 168 Agi: 92 Int: 169 Stupefied (4) Diseased (15) Roughed Up (1) Off Guard (1) Paralyzed (2) Sapped (4)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 950/1250 MP: 120/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 109 Looking Sharp (1) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 42/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 97/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4) Mirror Sheen (4)
Coat of Grease

Mugsy is just getting started!
Battle!

Mugsy is gathering energy. Mugsy gains 180 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 316/1479 MP: 300/730 Str: 168 Agi: 92 Int: 169 Stupefied (4) Diseased (15) Roughed Up (1) Off Guard (1) Paralyzed (2) Sapped (4)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 950/1250 MP: 120/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 109 Looking Sharp (1) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 222/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 97/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4) Mirror Sheen (4)
Coat of Grease

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige prepares to absorb life! James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 58 damage! Slimesworth drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 282/1479 MP: 209/730 Str: 210 Agi: 92 Int: 169 Stupefied (3) Diseased (14) Paralyzed (1) Sapped (3)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 892/1250 MP: 141/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 109 Off Guard (2) Looking Sharp (1) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 222/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 97/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4) Mirror Sheen (4)
Coat of Grease

Slimesworth! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimesworth extends its attack! Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 125 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 157/1479 MP: 209/730 Str: 168 Agi: 92 Int: 169 Stupefied (3) Diseased (14) Roughed Up (5) Paralyzed (1) Sapped (3)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 892/1250 MP: 21/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 109 Off Guard (1) Shield (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 222/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 112/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4) Mirror Sheen (4)
Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Bugsy!
Battle!