Battle #2070 (F): JamPai vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Now is the time! Prepare yourselves for battle #2070: James Paige vs Mugsy, Slimesworth, Bugsy!

James Paige	Status HP: 1479/1479 MP: 50/730 Str: 215 Agi: 230 Int: 261
Thief's Glove Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 50/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

First attacker is James Paige. Come out fighting!

James Paige distracts Bugsy and swipes its Idiot Stick!

James Paige	Status HP: 1479/1479 MP: 2/730 Str: 215 Agi: 230 Int: 261
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 78/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1479/1479 MP: 2/730 Str: 215 Agi: 230 Int: 261
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 65/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Coat of Grease

Bugsy steps forward.
Battle!

Bugsy coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto James Paige. James Paige becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 1479/1479 MP: 2/730 Str: 210 Agi: 230 Int: 261 Diseased (20)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 70/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 38/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Coat of Grease

Mugsy steps forward.
Battle!

Mugsy transfers power to Slimesworth. Slimesworth gets an energy boost!

James Paige	Status HP: 1479/1479 MP: 54/730 Str: 210 Agi: 230 Int: 261 Diseased (20)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 293/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 38/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Coat of Grease

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 261 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1469/1479 MP: 315/730 Str: 210 Agi: 230 Int: 261 Diseased (19)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 321/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 38/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Coat of Grease

Slimesworth draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimesworth extends its attack! Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 83 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 1386/1479 MP: 315/730 Str: 168 Agi: 230 Int: 261 Diseased (19) Roughed Up (5)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 201/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 53/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Coat of Grease

Bugsy! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Bugsy plunges a straw into James Paige and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige looks completely unaffected!

James Paige	Status HP: 1386/1479 MP: 315/730 Str: 168 Agi: 230 Int: 261 Diseased (19) Roughed Up (5)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 201/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 56/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 33/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Coat of Grease

Mugsy advances!
Battle!

Mugsy sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Slimesworth. A glow surrounds Mugsy. A glow surrounds Bugsy.

James Paige	Status HP: 1386/1479 MP: 367/730 Str: 168 Agi: 230 Int: 261 Diseased (19) Roughed Up (5)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 201/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Power Aura (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 23/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 33/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (5)
Coat of Grease

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige prepares to absorb life! James Paige hits Slimesworth with the idiot stick.

Slimesworth takes 32 damage! Slimesworth loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1343/1479 MP: 319/730 Str: 168 Agi: 230 Int: 261 Diseased (18) Roughed Up (4)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1218/1250 MP: 229/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 144 Power Aura (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 23/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 33/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (5)
Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimesworth disguises its attack! Slimesworth uses a disguised attack on James Paige.

James Paige takes 111 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1232/1479 MP: 319/730 Str: 168 Agi: 230 Int: 261 Diseased (18) Roughed Up (4)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1218/1250 MP: 185/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 144 Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 23/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 52/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (5)
Coat of Grease

Bugsy is our next attacker!
Battle!

Bugsy extends a pseudopod and taps James Paige from behind. James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1232/1479 MP: 319/730 Str: 168 Agi: 230 Int: 261 Diseased (18) Roughed Up (4) Off Guard (4)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1218/1250 MP: 185/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 144 Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 47/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 24/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (4)
Coat of Grease

Mugsy is our next attacker!
Battle!

Mugsy channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimesworth's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 1232/1479 MP: 371/730 Str: 168 Agi: 230 Int: 261 Diseased (18) Roughed Up (4) Off Guard (4)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1218/1250 MP: 185/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 144 Power Aura (4) Looking Sharp (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 21/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 24/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (4)
Coat of Grease

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige bashes Slimesworth over the head with the idiot stick. (Slimesworth had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 136 damage! Slimesworth loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1178/1479 MP: 331/730 Str: 168 Agi: 230 Int: 261 Diseased (17) Roughed Up (3) Off Guard (3)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1082/1250 MP: 210/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 129 Power Aura (4) Looking Sharp (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 21/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 24/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (4)
Coat of Grease

Slimesworth steps forward.
Battle!

Slimesworth disguises its attack! Slimesworth uses a disguised attack on James Paige.

James Paige takes 174 damage! Something happens to Slimesworth!

James Paige	Status HP: 1004/1479 MP: 331/730 Str: 168 Agi: 230 Int: 261 Diseased (17) Roughed Up (3) Off Guard (3)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1032/1250 MP: 167/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 129 Power Aura (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 21/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 43/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (4)
Coat of Grease

Bugsy is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!