Battle #2069 (F): JamPai vs SirGoo

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 261 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 783/1479 MP: 398/730 Str: 215 Agi: 230 Int: 261 Slime Loss (3)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 832/2250 MP: 183/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige! FUMBLE!

James Paige takes 27 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 756/1479 MP: 450/730 Str: 215 Agi: 230 Int: 261 Slime Loss (3)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 782/2250 MP: 119/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Knight's Helm

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige prepares to absorb life! James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 170 damage! Sir Goowain drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 775/1479 MP: 376/730 Str: 215 Agi: 230 Int: 261 Slime Loss (2)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 612/2250 MP: 160/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (2)
Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 129 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 646/1479 MP: 428/730 Str: 215 Agi: 230 Int: 261 Slime Loss (2)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 562/2250 MP: 96/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (1)
Knight's Helm

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige prepares to absorb life! James Paige passes sentence on Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 217 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 681/1479 MP: 289/730 Str: 215 Agi: 230 Int: 261 Slime Loss (1)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 345/2250 MP: 137/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (1)
Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into James Paige at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 316 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 365/1479 MP: 341/730 Str: 215 Agi: 230 Int: 261 Slime Loss (1)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 295/2250 MP: 73/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Knight's Helm

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige prepares to absorb life! James Paige passes sentence on Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 213 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 399/1479 MP: 202/730 Str: 215 Agi: 230 Int: 261
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 82/2250 MP: 114/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 45 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 354/1479 MP: 254/730 Str: 215 Agi: 230 Int: 261 Slime Loss (5)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 82/2250 MP: 42/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Knight's Helm

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige prepares to absorb life! James Paige lands a blindingly fast attack on Sir Goowain!

Sir Goowain takes 219 damage! That's it for Sir Goowain!

James Paige	Status HP: 390/1479 MP: 19/730 Str: 215 Agi: 230 Int: 261 Slime Loss (4)
Victory Sword Power Belt

James Paige wins the battle!
James Paige wins 144 Slimebucks!