Battle #2048 (F): JamPai vs SirGoo

James Paige extends its attack! James Paige tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 113/1431 MP: 383/706 Str: 215 Agi: 230 Int: 311 Meditation (4) Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1290/2250 MP: 203/425 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (7) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 82 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 31/1431 MP: 445/706 Str: 215 Agi: 230 Int: 311 Meditation (4) Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1240/2250 MP: 144/425 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (6) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige takes a bite out of crime -- I mean, Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 58 damage! James Paige recovers some HP.

James Paige	Status HP: 31/1431 MP: 411/706 Str: 215 Agi: 230 Int: 311 Meditation (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1182/2250 MP: 170/425 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (6) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!

Sir Goowain divides itself in two and rams into James Paige from both sides! FUMBLE!

James Paige shakes off the attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 31/1431 MP: 473/706 Str: 215 Agi: 230 Int: 311 Meditation (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1182/2250 MP: 150/425 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (5) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige takes a bite out of crime -- I mean, Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 61 damage! James Paige recovers some HP.

James Paige	Status HP: 71/1431 MP: 439/706 Str: 215 Agi: 230 Int: 311 Meditation (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1121/2250 MP: 176/425 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (5) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 98 damage! James Paige has been eliminated!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1121/2250 MP: 141/425 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain wins the battle!
Sir Goowain wins 353 Slimebucks!