Battle #2047 (F): JamPai vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Let battle be joined! This is battle #2047: James Paige vs Mugsy, Slimesworth, Bugsy!

James Paige	Status HP: 1431/1431 MP: 50/706 Str: 215 Agi: 230 Int: 261
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 50/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

First attacker is James Paige. Have at it!

James Paige extends its attack! James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1431/1431 MP: 86/706 Str: 215 Agi: 230 Int: 311 Meditation (11)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 78/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1431/1431 MP: 86/706 Str: 215 Agi: 230 Int: 311 Meditation (11)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 65/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is just getting started!
Battle!

Bugsy rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 37 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1394/1431 MP: 86/706 Str: 215 Agi: 92 Int: 311 Paralyzed (2) Meditation (11)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 70/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 21/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Mugsy sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Slimesworth. A glow surrounds Mugsy. A glow surrounds Bugsy.

James Paige	Status HP: 1394/1431 MP: 86/706 Str: 215 Agi: 92 Int: 311 Paralyzed (2) Meditation (11)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 250/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Power Aura (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 37/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (5) Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 21/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimesworth extends its attack! Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a car drives by and flattens James Paige. CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 156 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 1238/1431 MP: 86/706 Str: 172 Agi: 92 Int: 311 Roughed Up (8) Paralyzed (2) Meditation (11)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 130/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 37/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (5) Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 40/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Bugsy tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1238/1431 MP: 86/706 Str: 172 Agi: 92 Int: 202 Roughed Up (8) Paralyzed (2) Meditation (11) Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 130/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 61/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (5) Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 6/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Mugsy respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Mugsy conjures a shield onto Bugsy. Bugsy is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 1238/1431 MP: 126/706 Str: 172 Agi: 92 Int: 202 Roughed Up (8) Paralyzed (2) Meditation (11) Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 130/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (4) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 6/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Shield (6) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 202 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1196/1431 MP: 328/706 Str: 172 Agi: 92 Int: 202 Roughed Up (7) Paralyzed (1) Meditation (10) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 162/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (4) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 6/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Shield (6) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimesworth disguises its attack! Slimesworth uses a disguised attack on James Paige! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 321 damage! Something happens to Slimesworth!

James Paige	Status HP: 875/1431 MP: 328/706 Str: 172 Agi: 92 Int: 202 Roughed Up (7) Paralyzed (1) Meditation (10) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1200/1250 MP: 125/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Power Aura (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (4) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 25/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Shield (6) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Bugsy is gathering energy. Bugsy gains 95 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 875/1431 MP: 328/706 Str: 172 Agi: 92 Int: 202 Roughed Up (7) Paralyzed (1) Meditation (10) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1200/1250 MP: 125/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Power Aura (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 63/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (4) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 120/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Shield (5) Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy steps forward.
Battle!

Mugsy conjures a shield onto Slimesworth. Slimesworth is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 875/1431 MP: 368/706 Str: 172 Agi: 92 Int: 202 Roughed Up (7) Paralyzed (1) Meditation (10) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1200/1250 MP: 125/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Power Aura (3) Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 41/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 120/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Shield (5) Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige steps forward.
Battle!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 833/1431 MP: 408/706 Str: 172 Agi: 230 Int: 202 Roughed Up (6) Meditation (9) Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1200/1250 MP: 125/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Power Aura (3) Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 41/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 120/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Shield (5) Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige readies another attack!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige deftly slips behind Slimesworth and stabs Slimesworth in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 145 damage!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Slimesworth in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 52 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 791/1431 MP: 267/706 Str: 172 Agi: 230 Int: 202 Roughed Up (5) Meditation (8) Stupefied (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1003/1250 MP: 157/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Power Aura (3) Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 41/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 120/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Shield (5) Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Slimesworth is up.
Battle!

Slimesworth disguises its attack! Slimesworth uses a disguised attack on James Paige.

James Paige takes 104 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 687/1431 MP: 267/706 Str: 172 Agi: 230 Int: 202 Roughed Up (5) Meditation (8) Stupefied (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1003/1250 MP: 115/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Power Aura (2) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 41/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 139/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Shield (5) Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Bugsy for the next attack!
Battle!