Battle #2029 (F): JamPai vs OMEMk.XVI, SliTRI

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #2029: James Paige vs Slimebot TRICKSTER, OMEGA Mk. XVII?

James Paige	Status HP: 1419/1419 MP: 50/699 Str: 215 Agi: 225 Int: 251
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 50/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Vengeance Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige gets the jump. Have at it!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 251 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1419/1419 MP: 351/699 Str: 215 Agi: 225 Int: 251
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 78/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Vengeance Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII calls forth mystical protection! A barrier surrounds OMEGA Mk. XVII. A barrier surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER.

James Paige	Status HP: 1419/1419 MP: 351/699 Str: 215 Agi: 225 Int: 251
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 13/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (3)
Vengeance Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Slimebot TRICKSTER is up.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto James Paige. James Paige becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 1419/1419 MP: 401/699 Str: 210 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (20)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 13/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (3)
Vengeance Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1409/1419 MP: 401/699 Str: 210 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 41/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (3)
Vengeance Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII is gathering energy. OMEGA Mk. XVII gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1409/1419 MP: 401/699 Str: 210 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 181/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (2)
Vengeance Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 53/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1409/1419 MP: 433/699 Str: 210 Agi: 225 Int: 163 Stupefied (6) Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 181/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (2)
Vengeance Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 19/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige steps forward.
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige deftly slips behind Slimebot TRICKSTER and stabs Slimebot TRICKSTER in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 173 damage!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Slimebot TRICKSTER in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 70 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1399/1419 MP: 292/699 Str: 210 Agi: 225 Int: 163 Stupefied (5) Diseased (18)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 209/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (2)
Vengeance Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 257/500 MP: 19/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII is our next attacker!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII maximizes its attack! OMEGA Mk. XVII pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 157 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 1242/1419 MP: 292/699 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 163 Stupefied (5) Diseased (18) Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 89/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (1)
Vengeance Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 257/500 MP: 34/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1242/1419 MP: 324/699 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 163 Stupefied (5) Diseased (18) Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 89/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (1)
Vengeance Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 257/500 MP: 109/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige creeps up behind OMEGA Mk. XVII and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

OMEGA Mk. XVII takes 396 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1190/1419 MP: 177/699 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 163 Stupefied (4) Diseased (17) Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1704/2100 MP: 117/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (1)
Vengeance Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 257/500 MP: 109/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII maximizes its attack! OMEGA Mk. XVII launches into the sky, then dives into James Paige at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 527 damage! OMEGA Mk. XVII is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 663/1419 MP: 177/699 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 163 Stupefied (4) Diseased (17) Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1654/2100 MP: 67/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Vengeance Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 257/500 MP: 124/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER advances!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER jabs James Paige with a straw.

James Paige takes 28 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 635/1419 MP: 209/699 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 163 Stupefied (4) Diseased (17) Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1654/2100 MP: 67/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Vengeance Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 257/500 MP: 104/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige creeps up behind OMEGA Mk. XVII and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

OMEGA Mk. XVII takes 488 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 583/1419 MP: 62/699 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 163 Stupefied (3) Diseased (16) Roughed Up (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1166/2100 MP: 95/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Vengeance Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 257/500 MP: 104/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII calls forth mystical protection! A barrier surrounds OMEGA Mk. XVII. A barrier surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER.

James Paige	Status HP: 583/1419 MP: 62/699 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 163 Stupefied (3) Diseased (16) Roughed Up (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1166/2100 MP: 30/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (3)
Vengeance Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 257/500 MP: 119/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!