Battle #2015 (F): JamPai vs OMEMk.XVI, SliTRI, CLOMk.XVI

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 251 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1059/1404 MP: 369/692 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (15) Slow Leak (2) Roughed Up (1) Off Guard (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 824/2100 MP: 138/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 824/1050 MP: 27/300 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Doublesize (2)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

OMEGA Mk. XVII prepares to attack!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII calls forth mystical protection! A barrier surrounds OMEGA Mk. XVII. A barrier surrounds CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII.

James Paige	Status HP: 1059/1404 MP: 369/692 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (15) Slow Leak (2) Roughed Up (1) Off Guard (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 824/2100 MP: 73/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 824/1050 MP: 55/300 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (3) Doublesize (2)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII is just getting started!
Battle!

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII is gathering energy. CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1059/1404 MP: 419/692 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (15) Slow Leak (2) Roughed Up (1) Off Guard (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 824/2100 MP: 73/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 824/1050 MP: 195/300 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (2) Doublesize (1)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 992/1404 MP: 419/692 Str: 210 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (14) Slow Leak (1) Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 824/2100 MP: 101/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 824/1050 MP: 195/300 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (2) Doublesize (1)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

OMEGA Mk. XVII prepares to attack!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII is gathering energy. OMEGA Mk. XVII gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 992/1404 MP: 419/692 Str: 210 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (14) Slow Leak (1) Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 824/2100 MP: 241/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 824/1050 MP: 223/300 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (2) Doublesize (1)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

What will CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII do next?
Battle!

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII maximizes its attack! CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 107 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 885/1404 MP: 469/692 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (14) Slow Leak (1) Roughed Up (4) Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 824/2100 MP: 241/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 824/1050 MP: 103/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige deftly slips behind OMEGA Mk. XVII and stabs OMEGA Mk. XVII in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

OMEGA Mk. XVII takes 138 damage!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes OMEGA Mk. XVII in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

OMEGA Mk. XVII takes 48 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 818/1404 MP: 328/692 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (13) Roughed Up (3) Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 638/2100 MP: 269/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 824/1050 MP: 103/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

OMEGA Mk. XVII advances!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII maximizes its attack! OMEGA Mk. XVII tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 65 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 753/1404 MP: 328/692 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (13) Slime Loss (4) Roughed Up (3) Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 638/2100 MP: 197/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 824/1050 MP: 117/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII ensures its attack! CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII tries to combine with James Paige.

James Paige takes 45 damage! CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII grows to monstrous size! James Paige starts leaking ooze!

James Paige	Status HP: 708/1404 MP: 378/692 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (13) Slime Loss (4) Roughed Up (3) Off Guard (1) Slow Leak (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 638/2100 MP: 197/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 824/1050 MP: 75/300 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Doublesize (2)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige creeps up behind OMEGA Mk. XVII and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

OMEGA Mk. XVII takes 298 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 601/1404 MP: 231/692 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (12) Slime Loss (3) Roughed Up (2) Slow Leak (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 340/2100 MP: 225/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 824/1050 MP: 75/300 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Doublesize (2)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

How will OMEGA Mk. XVII respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII maximizes its attack! OMEGA Mk. XVII springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 120 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 481/1404 MP: 231/692 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (12) Slime Loss (3) Roughed Up (2) Slow Leak (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 340/2100 MP: 175/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 824/1050 MP: 103/300 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Doublesize (2)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII calls forth mystical protection! A barrier surrounds OMEGA Mk. XVII. A barrier surrounds CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII.

James Paige	Status HP: 481/1404 MP: 281/692 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (12) Slime Loss (3) Roughed Up (2) Slow Leak (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 340/2100 MP: 175/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 824/1050 MP: 38/300 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (3) Doublesize (1)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige creeps up behind OMEGA Mk. XVII and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

OMEGA Mk. XVII takes 353 damage! OMEGA Mk. XVII cries out in defeat!

James Paige	Status HP: 374/1404 MP: 134/692 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (11) Slime Loss (2) Roughed Up (1) Slow Leak (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 824/1050 MP: 66/300 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (3) Doublesize (1)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII! Go!
Battle!

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII conjures a shield onto slimeself. CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 374/1404 MP: 184/692 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (11) Slime Loss (2) Roughed Up (1) Slow Leak (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 824/1050 MP: 44/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Super Shield (2) Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 267/1404 MP: 184/692 Str: 210 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (10) Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 824/1050 MP: 58/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Super Shield (2) Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!