Battle #2015 (F): JamPai vs OMEMk.XVI, SliTRI, CLOMk.XVI

Cry havoc! Let loose the slimes of battle #2015: James Paige vs Slimebot TRICKSTER, OMEGA Mk. XVII!

James Paige	Status HP: 1404/1404 MP: 50/692 Str: 215 Agi: 225 Int: 251
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 50/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige gets the jump. Come out fighting!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 251 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1404/1404 MP: 351/692 Str: 215 Agi: 225 Int: 251
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 78/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for OMEGA Mk. XVII.
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII calls forth mystical protection! A barrier surrounds OMEGA Mk. XVII. A barrier surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER.

James Paige	Status HP: 1404/1404 MP: 351/692 Str: 215 Agi: 225 Int: 251
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 13/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto James Paige. James Paige becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 1404/1404 MP: 401/692 Str: 210 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (20)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 13/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1394/1404 MP: 401/692 Str: 210 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 41/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is OMEGA Mk. XVII.
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII is gathering energy. OMEGA Mk. XVII gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1394/1404 MP: 401/692 Str: 210 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 181/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 53/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into James Paige and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 23 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping James Paige's MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1371/1404 MP: 451/692 Str: 210 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (19) Sapped (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 181/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 33/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (1) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige deftly slips behind Slimebot TRICKSTER and stabs Slimebot TRICKSTER in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 181 damage!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Slimebot TRICKSTER in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 63 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1361/1404 MP: 298/692 Str: 210 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (18) Sapped (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 209/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 256/500 MP: 33/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (1) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII steps forward.
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII maximizes its attack! OMEGA Mk. XVII pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 89 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 1272/1404 MP: 298/692 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (18) Sapped (3) Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 89/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 256/500 MP: 48/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (1) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER advances!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER splits in two and taps on James Paige from both directions. James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1272/1404 MP: 348/692 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (18) Sapped (3) Roughed Up (4) Off Guard (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 89/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 256/500 MP: 32/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige creeps up behind Slimebot TRICKSTER and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 386 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER is vanquished!

James Paige	Status HP: 1220/1404 MP: 189/692 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (17) Sapped (2) Roughed Up (3) Off Guard (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 117/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

OMEGA Mk. XVII steps forward.
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII is gathering energy. OMEGA Mk. XVII gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1220/1404 MP: 239/692 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (17) Sapped (2) Roughed Up (3) Off Guard (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 257/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige creeps up behind OMEGA Mk. XVII and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

OMEGA Mk. XVII takes 451 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1168/1404 MP: 80/692 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (16) Sapped (1) Roughed Up (2) Off Guard (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1649/2100 MP: 285/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

What will OMEGA Mk. XVII do next?
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII looks extremely uncomfortable. OMEGA Mk. XVII divides itself into two!

James Paige	Status HP: 1168/1404 MP: 80/692 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (16) Sapped (1) Roughed Up (2) Off Guard (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 824/2100 MP: 110/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 824/1050 MP: 69/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

It's time for CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII.
Battle!

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII ensures its attack! CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII tries to combine with James Paige.

James Paige takes 42 damage! CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII grows to monstrous size! James Paige starts leaking ooze!

James Paige	Status HP: 1126/1404 MP: 130/692 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (16) Sapped (1) Slow Leak (3) Roughed Up (2) Off Guard (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 824/2100 MP: 110/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 824/1050 MP: 27/300 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Doublesize (2)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!