Battle #2014 (F): JamPai vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Now is the time! Prepare yourselves for battle #2014: James Paige vs Mugsy, Slimesworth, Bugsy!

James Paige	Status HP: 1404/1404 MP: 50/692 Str: 215 Agi: 225 Int: 251
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 50/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

First strike goes to James Paige. Have at it!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 251 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1404/1404 MP: 351/692 Str: 215 Agi: 225 Int: 251
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 78/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth! Go!
Battle!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1404/1404 MP: 351/692 Str: 215 Agi: 225 Int: 251
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 65/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Bugsy coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto James Paige. James Paige becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 1404/1404 MP: 351/692 Str: 210 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (20)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 70/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 38/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Mugsy.
Battle!

Mugsy performs a mystical incantation. Slimesworth is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 1404/1404 MP: 401/692 Str: 210 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (20)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 26/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 38/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1394/1404 MP: 401/692 Str: 210 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 246/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 26/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 38/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimesworth extends its attack! Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 64 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 1330/1404 MP: 401/692 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Roughed Up (5) Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 26/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 53/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy! Go!
Battle!

Bugsy hits James Paige with the idiot stick.

James Paige takes 59 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1271/1404 MP: 401/692 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 225 Roughed Up (5) Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 46/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 13/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Mugsy transfers power to Bugsy. Bugsy gets an energy boost!

James Paige	Status HP: 1271/1404 MP: 446/692 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 225 Roughed Up (5) Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 12/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 88/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige deftly slips behind Bugsy and stabs Bugsy in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Bugsy takes 192 damage!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Bugsy in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Bugsy takes 71 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1219/1404 MP: 305/692 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 225 Roughed Up (4) Diseased (18)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 154/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 12/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 437/700 MP: 88/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Slimesworth for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimesworth disguises its attack! Slimesworth uses a disguised attack on James Paige.

James Paige takes 89 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1130/1404 MP: 305/692 Str: 168 Agi: 225 Int: 225 Roughed Up (4) Diseased (18)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 114/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 12/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 437/700 MP: 103/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Bugsy!
Battle!

Bugsy rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 52 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1078/1404 MP: 305/692 Str: 168 Agi: 90 Int: 225 Roughed Up (4) Diseased (18) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 114/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 32/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 437/700 MP: 59/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Mugsy is gathering energy. Mugsy gains 150 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1078/1404 MP: 305/692 Str: 168 Agi: 90 Int: 225 Roughed Up (4) Diseased (18) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 142/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 182/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 437/700 MP: 59/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Slimesworth respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimesworth disguises its attack! Slimesworth uses a disguised attack on James Paige.

James Paige takes 147 damage! Something happens to Slimesworth!

James Paige	Status HP: 931/1404 MP: 305/692 Str: 168 Agi: 90 Int: 225 Roughed Up (4) Diseased (18) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1200/1250 MP: 101/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 182/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 437/700 MP: 74/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy advances!
Battle!

Bugsy bashes James Paige over the head with the idiot stick. (James Paige had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 183 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 748/1404 MP: 345/692 Str: 168 Agi: 90 Int: 202 Roughed Up (4) Diseased (18) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1200/1250 MP: 101/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 182/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 437/700 MP: 34/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!