Battle #2012 (F): JamPai vs Slu

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #2012: James Paige vs Sludgehammer!

James Paige	Status HP: 1404/1404 MP: 50/692 Str: 215 Agi: 225 Int: 251
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

First attacker is James Paige. Show us a clean fight!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1404/1404 MP: 100/692 Str: 215 Agi: 225 Int: 251
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will Sludgehammer respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1404/1404 MP: 150/692 Str: 215 Agi: 225 Int: 251
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 170/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer. FUMBLE!

Sludgehammer bounces away, unharmed.

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 251 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1404/1404 MP: 355/692 Str: 215 Agi: 225 Int: 251
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 190/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers James Paige with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 652 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 752/1404 MP: 405/692 Str: 215 Agi: 225 Int: 251
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 108/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige extends its attack! James Paige plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 153 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 752/1404 MP: 287/692 Str: 215 Agi: 225 Int: 251
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 747/900 MP: 128/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 235 damage! James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 517/1404 MP: 337/692 Str: 215 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 747/900 MP: 46/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige finds Sludgehammer worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 661 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 517/1404 MP: 121/692 Str: 215 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 86/900 MP: 66/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer advances!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 517/1404 MP: 171/692 Str: 215 Agi: 225 Int: 251 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 86/900 MP: 166/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige passes sentence on Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 252 damage! Sludgehammer has been eliminated!

James Paige	Status HP: 517/1404 MP: 51/692 Str: 215 Agi: 225 Int: 251
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Paige wins the battle!
James Paige wins 108 Slimebucks!