Battle #2005 (F): JamPai vs OMEMk.XVI, SliTRI

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits James Paige with the idiot stick.

James Paige takes 33 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 979/1396 MP: 128/687 Str: 172 Agi: 220 Int: 140 Stupefied (2) Roughed Up (5) Slime Loss (3) Sapped (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1275/2100 MP: 88/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Off Guard (3) Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 98/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (3) Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige creeps up behind OMEGA Mk. XVII and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

OMEGA Mk. XVII takes 378 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 898/1396 MP: 74/687 Str: 172 Agi: 220 Int: 140 Stupefied (1) Roughed Up (4) Slime Loss (2) Sapped (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 897/2100 MP: 124/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Off Guard (3) Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 98/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (3) Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII is just getting started!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII maximizes its attack! OMEGA Mk. XVII springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 121 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 777/1396 MP: 74/687 Str: 172 Agi: 220 Int: 140 Stupefied (1) Roughed Up (4) Slime Loss (2) Sapped (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 897/2100 MP: 74/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Off Guard (2) Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 113/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (3) Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 38 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 739/1396 MP: 74/687 Str: 172 Agi: 88 Int: 140 Stupefied (1) Roughed Up (4) Paralyzed (2) Slime Loss (2) Sapped (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 897/2100 MP: 110/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Off Guard (2) Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 81/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (2) Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII is looking dangerous!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII maximizes its attack! OMEGA Mk. XVII springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 148 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 591/1396 MP: 74/687 Str: 172 Agi: 88 Int: 140 Stupefied (1) Roughed Up (4) Paralyzed (2) Slime Loss (2) Sapped (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 897/2100 MP: 60/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Off Guard (1) Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 96/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (2) Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER spews toxic goo all over James Paige! James Paige becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 591/1396 MP: 102/687 Str: 167 Agi: 88 Int: 140 Stupefied (1) Diseased (30) Roughed Up (4) Paralyzed (2) Slime Loss (2) Sapped (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 897/2100 MP: 60/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Off Guard (1) Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 81/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 500/1396 MP: 230/687 Str: 167 Agi: 88 Int: 215 Diseased (29) Roughed Up (3) Paralyzed (1) Slime Loss (1) Sapped (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 897/2100 MP: 96/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Off Guard (1) Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 81/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII is ready to fight!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII maximizes its attack! OMEGA Mk. XVII springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 148 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 352/1396 MP: 230/687 Str: 167 Agi: 88 Int: 215 Diseased (29) Roughed Up (3) Paralyzed (1) Slime Loss (1) Sapped (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 897/2100 MP: 46/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 96/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits James Paige with the idiot stick.

James Paige takes 54 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 298/1396 MP: 268/687 Str: 167 Agi: 88 Int: 193 Diseased (29) Roughed Up (3) Paralyzed (1) Slime Loss (1) Sapped (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 897/2100 MP: 46/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 68/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 207/1396 MP: 294/687 Str: 167 Agi: 220 Int: 193 Diseased (28) Roughed Up (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 897/2100 MP: 46/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 68/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige readies another attack!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige deftly slips behind OMEGA Mk. XVII and stabs OMEGA Mk. XVII in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

OMEGA Mk. XVII takes 178 damage!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes OMEGA Mk. XVII in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

OMEGA Mk. XVII takes 77 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 156/1396 MP: 153/687 Str: 167 Agi: 220 Int: 193 Diseased (27) Roughed Up (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 642/2100 MP: 82/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 68/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will OMEGA Mk. XVII do next?
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII calls forth mystical protection! A barrier surrounds OMEGA Mk. XVII. A barrier surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER.

James Paige	Status HP: 156/1396 MP: 153/687 Str: 167 Agi: 220 Int: 193 Diseased (27) Roughed Up (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 642/2100 MP: 17/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 83/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 32 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 124/1396 MP: 153/687 Str: 167 Agi: 88 Int: 193 Diseased (27) Roughed Up (1) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 642/2100 MP: 53/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 102 damage! OMEGA Mk. XVII is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 22/1396 MP: 153/687 Str: 167 Agi: 88 Int: 193 Diseased (27) Roughed Up (1) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 592/2100 MP: 13/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 54/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 22/1396 MP: 178/687 Str: 167 Agi: 88 Int: 125 Diseased (27) Stupefied (6) Roughed Up (1) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 592/2100 MP: 13/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 20/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!