Battle #2005 (F): JamPai vs OMEMk.XVI, SliTRI

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #2005: James Paige vs Slimebot TRICKSTER, OMEGA Mk. XVII?

James Paige	Status HP: 1396/1396 MP: 50/687 Str: 215 Agi: 220 Int: 241
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 50/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is first to attack. Combatants ready? Then fight!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 241 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1396/1396 MP: 339/687 Str: 215 Agi: 220 Int: 241
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 86/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will OMEGA Mk. XVII respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII calls forth mystical protection! A barrier surrounds OMEGA Mk. XVII. A barrier surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER.

James Paige	Status HP: 1396/1396 MP: 339/687 Str: 215 Agi: 220 Int: 241
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 21/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1396/1396 MP: 370/687 Str: 215 Agi: 220 Int: 156 Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 21/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige extends its attack! James Paige splits in two and taps on OMEGA Mk. XVII from both directions. OMEGA Mk. XVII drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1396/1396 MP: 307/687 Str: 215 Agi: 220 Int: 156 Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 57/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Super Shield (3) Off Guard (7)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for OMEGA Mk. XVII!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII is gathering energy. OMEGA Mk. XVII gains 180 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1396/1396 MP: 307/687 Str: 215 Agi: 220 Int: 156 Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 237/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Super Shield (2) Off Guard (6)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 46/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER advances!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER jabs James Paige with a straw. FUMBLE!

James Paige simply laughs at the attempt!

James Paige	Status HP: 1396/1396 MP: 338/687 Str: 215 Agi: 220 Int: 156 Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 237/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Super Shield (2) Off Guard (6)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 26/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1396/1396 MP: 338/687 Str: 215 Agi: 220 Int: 156 Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 273/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Super Shield (2) Off Guard (6)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 26/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! OMEGA Mk. XVII is up.
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII maximizes its attack! OMEGA Mk. XVII pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a car drives by and flattens James Paige. CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 181 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 1215/1396 MP: 338/687 Str: 172 Agi: 220 Int: 156 Stupefied (4) Roughed Up (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 153/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Super Shield (1) Off Guard (5)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 41/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Slimebot TRICKSTER respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1215/1396 MP: 369/687 Str: 172 Agi: 220 Int: 156 Stupefied (4) Roughed Up (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 153/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Super Shield (1) Off Guard (5)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 116/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige deftly slips behind OMEGA Mk. XVII and stabs OMEGA Mk. XVII in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

OMEGA Mk. XVII takes 209 damage!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes OMEGA Mk. XVII in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

OMEGA Mk. XVII takes 65 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1174/1396 MP: 228/687 Str: 172 Agi: 220 Int: 156 Stupefied (3) Roughed Up (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1826/2100 MP: 189/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Super Shield (1) Off Guard (5)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 116/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for OMEGA Mk. XVII!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII maximizes its attack! OMEGA Mk. XVII tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 55 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1119/1396 MP: 228/687 Str: 172 Agi: 220 Int: 156 Stupefied (3) Roughed Up (6) Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1826/2100 MP: 117/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Off Guard (4)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 131/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into James Paige and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 26 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping James Paige's MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1093/1396 MP: 259/687 Str: 172 Agi: 220 Int: 156 Stupefied (3) Roughed Up (6) Slime Loss (4) Sapped (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1826/2100 MP: 117/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Off Guard (4)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 111/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige creeps up behind OMEGA Mk. XVII and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

OMEGA Mk. XVII takes 551 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1012/1396 MP: 100/687 Str: 172 Agi: 220 Int: 156 Stupefied (2) Roughed Up (5) Slime Loss (3) Sapped (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1275/2100 MP: 153/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Off Guard (4)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 111/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII advances!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII calls forth mystical protection! A barrier surrounds OMEGA Mk. XVII. A barrier surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER.

James Paige	Status HP: 1012/1396 MP: 100/687 Str: 172 Agi: 220 Int: 156 Stupefied (2) Roughed Up (5) Slime Loss (3) Sapped (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1275/2100 MP: 88/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Off Guard (3) Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 126/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (4) Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!