Battle #2003 (F): JamPai vs Slu

Let battle be joined! This is battle #2003: James Paige vs Sludgehammer!

James Paige	Status HP: 1396/1396 MP: 50/687 Str: 215 Agi: 220 Int: 241
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

First strike goes to James Paige. Combatants ready? Then fight!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 171 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1396/1396 MP: 19/687 Str: 215 Agi: 220 Int: 241
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 729/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Next up is Sludgehammer.
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1396/1396 MP: 67/687 Str: 215 Agi: 220 Int: 241
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 729/900 MP: 170/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 241 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1396/1396 MP: 308/687 Str: 215 Agi: 220 Int: 241
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 729/900 MP: 190/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers James Paige with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 473 damage! James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 923/1396 MP: 356/687 Str: 215 Agi: 220 Int: 241 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 729/900 MP: 108/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige finds Sludgehammer worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 493 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 923/1396 MP: 140/687 Str: 215 Agi: 220 Int: 241 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 236/900 MP: 128/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will Sludgehammer respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 284 damage! James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 639/1396 MP: 188/687 Str: 215 Agi: 220 Int: 241 Off Guard (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 236/900 MP: 46/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige advances!
Battle!

James Paige passes sentence on Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 271 damage! Sludgehammer falls!

James Paige	Status HP: 639/1396 MP: 68/687 Str: 215 Agi: 220 Int: 241 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Paige wins the battle!
James Paige wins 108 Slimebucks!