Battle #1973 (F): Unc vs Slu

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #1973: Uncommon vs Sludgehammer!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1514/1514 MP: 550/669 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Priority goes to Sludgehammer. And... go!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1514/1514 MP: 576/669 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 170/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Uncommon rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 60 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1514/1514 MP: 558/669 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 840/900 MP: 170/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon has another attack ready!
Battle!

Uncommon plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 133 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1514/1514 MP: 479/669 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 707/900 MP: 190/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 265 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1249/1514 MP: 505/669 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 707/900 MP: 108/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will Uncommon do next?
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 395 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1249/1514 MP: 409/669 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 312/900 MP: 128/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Sludgehammer.
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers Uncommon with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Uncommon takes 531 damage! Uncommon drops its guard!

Uncommon	Status HP: 718/1514 MP: 435/669 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 312/900 MP: 46/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon prepares to attack!
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 333 damage! Sludgehammer faints!

Uncommon	Status HP: 718/1514 MP: 339/669 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Uncommon wins the battle!
Uncommon wins 121 Slimebucks!