Battle #1965 (F): Drainathon

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #1965: Twinconclusive vs Slimebot TRICKSTER, OMEGA Mk. XVII!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1672/1672 MP: 50/685 Str: 150 Agi: 195 Int: 120 Vampirism (∞)
Drain Claw Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 50/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive is first to attack. Come out fighting!

Twinconclusive sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1672/1672 MP: 41/685 Str: 170 Agi: 215 Int: 140 Power Aura (5) Vampirism (∞)
Drain Claw Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 86/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! OMEGA Mk. XVII is up.
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII calls forth mystical protection! A barrier surrounds OMEGA Mk. XVII. A barrier surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1672/1672 MP: 41/685 Str: 170 Agi: 215 Int: 140 Power Aura (5) Vampirism (∞)
Drain Claw Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 21/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Twinconclusive from behind. Twinconclusive drops its guard!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1672/1672 MP: 69/685 Str: 170 Agi: 215 Int: 140 Off Guard (4) Power Aura (5) Vampirism (∞)
Drain Claw Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 21/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive! Go!
Battle!

Twinconclusive ensures its attack! Twinconclusive tries to combine with Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 38 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1672/1672 MP: 27/685 Str: 340 Agi: 430 Int: 280 Doublesize (2) Off Guard (3) Power Aura (4) Vampirism (∞)
Drain Claw Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 57/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 462/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (2) Slow Leak (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII is gathering energy. OMEGA Mk. XVII gains 180 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1672/1672 MP: 27/685 Str: 340 Agi: 430 Int: 280 Doublesize (2) Off Guard (3) Power Aura (4) Vampirism (∞)
Drain Claw Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 237/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 462/500 MP: 52/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (2) Slow Leak (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Slimebot TRICKSTER is up.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER bashes Twinconclusive over the head with the idiot stick. (Twinconclusive had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 94 damage! Twinconclusive loses a few brain cells!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1578/1672 MP: 77/685 Str: 340 Agi: 430 Int: 252 Doublesize (2) Off Guard (3) Power Aura (4) Vampirism (∞)
Drain Claw Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 237/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 447/500 MP: 12/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (1) Slow Leak (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive! Go!
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 252 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1578/1672 MP: 329/685 Str: 340 Agi: 430 Int: 252 Doublesize (1) Off Guard (2) Power Aura (3) Vampirism (∞)
Drain Claw Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 273/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 447/500 MP: 12/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (1) Slow Leak (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for OMEGA Mk. XVII.
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII maximizes its attack! OMEGA Mk. XVII pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a car drives by and flattens Twinconclusive. CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 176 damage! Twinconclusive doesn't look so good!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1402/1672 MP: 329/685 Str: 272 Agi: 430 Int: 252 Doublesize (1) Off Guard (2) Power Aura (3) Vampirism (∞) Roughed Up (7)
Drain Claw Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 153/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 447/500 MP: 27/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (1) Slow Leak (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1402/1672 MP: 379/685 Str: 272 Agi: 430 Int: 252 Doublesize (1) Off Guard (2) Power Aura (3) Vampirism (∞) Roughed Up (7)
Drain Claw Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 153/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 432/500 MP: 102/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slow Leak (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive steps forward.
Battle!

Twinconclusive ensures its attack! Twinconclusive fuses with Slimebot TRICKSTER. CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 72 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1370/1672 MP: 337/685 Str: 272 Agi: 430 Int: 252 Doublesize (3) Off Guard (1) Power Aura (2) Vampirism (∞) Roughed Up (6)
Drain Claw Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 189/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180 Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 360/500 MP: 102/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slow Leak (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on OMEGA Mk. XVII for the next attack!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII maximizes its attack! OMEGA Mk. XVII tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Twinconclusive.

OMEGA Mk. XVII grimaces. The attack did nothing!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1370/1672 MP: 337/685 Str: 272 Agi: 430 Int: 252 Doublesize (3) Off Guard (1) Power Aura (2) Vampirism (∞) Roughed Up (6)
Drain Claw Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 117/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 360/500 MP: 117/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slow Leak (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Slimebot TRICKSTER respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Twinconclusive. Twinconclusive looks distinctly smaller.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1370/1672 MP: 374/685 Str: 204 Agi: 322 Int: 189 Doublesize (3) Off Guard (1) Shrunk (4) Power Aura (2) Vampirism (∞) Roughed Up (6)
Drain Claw Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 117/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 345/500 MP: 87/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slow Leak (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Twinconclusive prepares to absorb life! Twinconclusive breaks the sound barrier and blasts through Slimebot TRICKSTER!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 332 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1519/1672 MP: 134/685 Str: 204 Agi: 322 Int: 189 Doublesize (2) Shrunk (3) Power Aura (1) Vampirism (∞) Roughed Up (5)
Drain Claw Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 117/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 13/500 MP: 87/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slow Leak (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

There's more to come from Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive prepares to absorb life! Twinconclusive hardens its body and smashes into OMEGA Mk. XVII.

OMEGA Mk. XVII takes 145 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1555/1672 MP: 55/685 Str: 184 Agi: 302 Int: 169 Doublesize (1) Shrunk (2) Vampirism (∞) Roughed Up (4)
Drain Claw Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1955/2100 MP: 153/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 180
Idiot Stick Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 13/500 MP: 87/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slow Leak (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII! Show us your moves!
Battle!