Battle #1960 (F): Unc vs Slu

Let battle be joined! This is battle #1960: Uncommon vs Sludgehammer!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1512/1512 MP: 550/668 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer will strike first. Ready? Fight!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1512/1512 MP: 576/668 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 170/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Uncommon.
Battle!

Uncommon rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer. FUMBLE!

Sludgehammer bounces away, unharmed.

Uncommon	Status HP: 1512/1512 MP: 532/668 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 190/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Sludgehammer!
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers Uncommon with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Uncommon takes 699 damage! Uncommon drops its guard!

Uncommon	Status HP: 813/1512 MP: 558/668 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 108/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon is ready to fight!
Battle!

Uncommon rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 75 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 813/1512 MP: 540/668 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 825/900 MP: 108/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon will go again!
Battle!

Uncommon plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 138 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 813/1512 MP: 461/668 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 687/900 MP: 128/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Sludgehammer.
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 265 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 548/1512 MP: 487/668 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 687/900 MP: 46/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Uncommon sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Uncommon.

Uncommon	Status HP: 548/1512 MP: 454/668 Str: 95 Agi: 170 Int: 150 Power Aura (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 687/900 MP: 66/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 548/1512 MP: 484/668 Str: 95 Agi: 170 Int: 150 Power Aura (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 687/900 MP: 166/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Uncommon.
Battle!

Uncommon fires a wave of psychic energy at Sludgehammer's brain! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 274 damage! Sludgehammer looks drained!

Uncommon	Status HP: 548/1512 MP: 384/668 Str: 95 Agi: 170 Int: 150 Power Aura (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 413/900 MP: 137/283 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 255 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 293/1512 MP: 414/668 Str: 95 Agi: 170 Int: 150 Power Aura (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 413/900 MP: 55/283 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon steps forward.
Battle!

Uncommon fires a wave of psychic energy at Sludgehammer's brain! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 228 damage! Sludgehammer looks drained!

Uncommon	Status HP: 293/1512 MP: 314/668 Str: 95 Agi: 170 Int: 150 Power Aura (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 185/900 MP: 33/240 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 293/1512 MP: 344/668 Str: 95 Agi: 170 Int: 150 Power Aura (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 185/900 MP: 133/240 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Uncommon for the next attack!
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 301 damage! Sludgehammer is defeated!

Uncommon	Status HP: 293/1512 MP: 248/668 Str: 95 Agi: 170 Int: 150 Power Aura (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Uncommon wins the battle!
Uncommon wins 117 Slimebucks!