Battle #1955 (F): JamPai vs OMEMk.XV, SliGOL

The gauntlet has been thrown and the slimes are assembled for battle #1955: James Paige vs Slimebot GOLEM, OMEGA Mk. XV!

James Paige	Status HP: 1359/1359 MP: 50/666 Str: 210 Agi: 210 Int: 221
Thief's Glove Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XV	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 50/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

James Paige will strike first. Slime will spill! Go!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 221 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1359/1359 MP: 315/666 Str: 210 Agi: 210 Int: 221
Thief's Glove Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XV	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 78/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

OMEGA Mk. XV is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XV calls forth mystical protection! A barrier surrounds OMEGA Mk. XV. A barrier surrounds Slimebot GOLEM.

James Paige	Status HP: 1359/1359 MP: 315/666 Str: 210 Agi: 210 Int: 221
Thief's Glove Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XV	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 13/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Super Shield (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Brace yourselves for Slimebot GOLEM!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds OMEGA Mk. XV. A glow surrounds Slimebot GOLEM.

James Paige	Status HP: 1359/1359 MP: 359/666 Str: 210 Agi: 210 Int: 221
Thief's Glove Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XV	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 13/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Power Aura (5) Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 32/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Super Shield (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige distracts OMEGA Mk. XV and swipes its Idiot Stick!

James Paige	Status HP: 1359/1359 MP: 259/666 Str: 210 Agi: 210 Int: 221
Idiot Stick Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XV	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 45/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Power Aura (5) Super Shield (3)
Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 32/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Super Shield (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

All eyes are on OMEGA Mk. XV for the next attack!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XV is gathering energy. OMEGA Mk. XV gains 160 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1359/1359 MP: 259/666 Str: 210 Agi: 210 Int: 221
Idiot Stick Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XV	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 205/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Power Aura (4) Super Shield (2)
Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 51/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Super Shield (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot GOLEM is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto OMEGA Mk. XV. OMEGA Mk. XV is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 1359/1359 MP: 303/666 Str: 210 Agi: 210 Int: 221
Idiot Stick Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XV	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 205/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Power Aura (4) Shield (6) Super Shield (2)
Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 29/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Super Shield (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige tells OMEGA Mk. XV an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over OMEGA Mk. XV's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1359/1359 MP: 269/666 Str: 210 Agi: 210 Int: 221
Idiot Stick Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XV	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 225/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 104 Power Aura (4) Stupefied (6) Shield (6) Super Shield (2)
Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 29/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Super Shield (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Watch out! OMEGA Mk. XV is up.
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XV maximizes its attack! OMEGA Mk. XV pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 97 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 1262/1359 MP: 269/666 Str: 168 Agi: 210 Int: 221 Roughed Up (4)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XV	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 105/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 104 Power Aura (3) Stupefied (5) Shield (5) Super Shield (1)
Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 48/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Super Shield (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Next up is Slimebot GOLEM.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to OMEGA Mk. XV. OMEGA Mk. XV gets an energy boost!

James Paige	Status HP: 1262/1359 MP: 313/666 Str: 168 Agi: 210 Int: 221 Roughed Up (4)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XV	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 180/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 104 Power Aura (3) Stupefied (5) Shield (5) Super Shield (1)
Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 14/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige tears a structurally superfluous hole out of OMEGA Mk. XV.

James Paige grimaces. The attack did nothing!

James Paige	Status HP: 1222/1359 MP: 255/666 Str: 168 Agi: 210 Int: 221 Roughed Up (3)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XV	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 200/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 104 Power Aura (3) Stupefied (5) Shield (5) Super Shield (1)
Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 14/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

OMEGA Mk. XV is our next attacker!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XV maximizes its attack! OMEGA Mk. XV grievously wounds James Paige! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 179 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1043/1359 MP: 255/666 Str: 168 Agi: 210 Int: 221 Roughed Up (3) Slime Loss (7)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XV	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 128/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 104 Power Aura (2) Stupefied (4) Shield (4)
Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 33/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot GOLEM is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM is gathering energy. Slimebot GOLEM gains 142 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1043/1359 MP: 299/666 Str: 168 Agi: 210 Int: 221 Roughed Up (3) Slime Loss (7)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XV	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 128/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 104 Power Aura (2) Stupefied (4) Shield (4)
Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 175/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige hits OMEGA Mk. XV with the idiot stick.

OMEGA Mk. XV takes 31 damage! OMEGA Mk. XV loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 963/1359 MP: 259/666 Str: 168 Agi: 210 Int: 221 Roughed Up (2) Slime Loss (6)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XV	Status HP: 2069/2100 MP: 146/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 93 Power Aura (2) Stupefied (4) Shield (4)
Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 175/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

OMEGA Mk. XV steps forward.
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XV calls forth mystical protection! A barrier surrounds OMEGA Mk. XV. A barrier surrounds Slimebot GOLEM.

James Paige	Status HP: 963/1359 MP: 259/666 Str: 168 Agi: 210 Int: 221 Roughed Up (2) Slime Loss (6)
Idiot Stick Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XV	Status HP: 2069/2100 MP: 81/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 93 Power Aura (1) Stupefied (3) Shield (3) Super Shield (3)
Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 194/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Super Shield (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot GOLEM! Show us your moves!
Battle!