Battle #1938 (F): Unc vs Slu

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #1938: Uncommon vs Sludgehammer?

Uncommon	Status HP: 1512/1512 MP: 550/668 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

First up is Sludgehammer. Have at it!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1512/1512 MP: 576/668 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 170/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon is just getting started!
Battle!

Uncommon maximizes its attack! Uncommon rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 84 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1512/1512 MP: 547/668 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 816/900 MP: 170/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon gets a double turn!
Battle!

Uncommon plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 145 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1512/1512 MP: 468/668 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 671/900 MP: 190/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer steps forward.
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 265 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1247/1512 MP: 494/668 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 671/900 MP: 108/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! Uncommon is up.
Battle!

Uncommon maximizes its attack! Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 398 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1247/1512 MP: 374/668 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 273/900 MP: 128/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! Sludgehammer is up.
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers Uncommon with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Uncommon takes 531 damage! Uncommon drops its guard!

Uncommon	Status HP: 716/1512 MP: 400/668 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 273/900 MP: 46/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 349 damage! That's it for Sludgehammer!

Uncommon	Status HP: 716/1512 MP: 304/668 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Uncommon wins the battle!
Uncommon wins 121 Slimebucks!