Battle #1932 (F): JamPai vs JudSli

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #1932: James Paige vs Judge Slimehold?

James Paige	Status HP: 1357/1357 MP: 50/665 Str: 210 Agi: 210 Int: 221
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 50/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold will strike first. Have at it!

Judge Slimehold is gathering energy. Judge Slimehold gains 255 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1357/1357 MP: 94/665 Str: 210 Agi: 210 Int: 221
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Judge Slimehold. FUMBLE!

Judge Slimehold shakes off the attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1357/1357 MP: 50/665 Str: 210 Agi: 210 Int: 221
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 417/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

It's time for Judge Slimehold.
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold passes sentence on James Paige.

James Paige takes 307 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1050/1357 MP: 94/665 Str: 210 Agi: 210 Int: 221
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 277/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 29 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1050/1357 MP: 94/665 Str: 210 Agi: 210 Int: 221
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 970/999 MP: 277/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is ready to show us more!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Judge Slimehold and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 87 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1050/1357 MP: 15/665 Str: 210 Agi: 210 Int: 221
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 883/999 MP: 328/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (6)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

How will Judge Slimehold respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 52 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 998/1357 MP: 59/665 Str: 210 Agi: 210 Int: 221 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 883/999 MP: 266/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (5)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 221 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 958/1357 MP: 280/665 Str: 210 Agi: 210 Int: 221 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 883/999 MP: 317/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (5)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

How will Judge Slimehold respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold shapes itself into a hammer and pounds James Paige into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 301 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 657/1357 MP: 319/665 Str: 210 Agi: 210 Int: 198 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 883/999 MP: 262/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (4)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 617/1357 MP: 319/665 Str: 210 Agi: 210 Int: 198 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 883/999 MP: 313/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (4)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is just getting started!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold shapes itself into a hammer and pounds James Paige into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 301 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 316/1357 MP: 358/665 Str: 210 Agi: 210 Int: 198 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 883/999 MP: 258/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (3)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige deftly slips behind Judge Slimehold and stabs Judge Slimehold in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 184 damage!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Judge Slimehold in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 55 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 276/1357 MP: 220/665 Str: 210 Agi: 210 Int: 198 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 644/999 MP: 309/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (3)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is ready to fight!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 150 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 126/1357 MP: 259/665 Str: 210 Agi: 210 Int: 198 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 644/999 MP: 254/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige creeps up behind Judge Slimehold and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 350 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 86/1357 MP: 112/665 Str: 210 Agi: 210 Int: 198
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 294/999 MP: 305/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold prepares to attack!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 102 damage! Judge Slimehold is slammed by the force of its own attack! James Paige has been defeated!

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 244/999 MP: 275/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (1)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold wins the battle!
Judge Slimehold wins 169 Slimebucks!