Battle #1905 (F): Unc vs Slu

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #1905: Uncommon vs Sludgehammer!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1512/1512 MP: 550/668 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is first to attack. And... go!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1512/1512 MP: 576/668 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 170/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon advances!
Battle!

Uncommon rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 83 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1512/1512 MP: 558/668 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 817/900 MP: 170/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

But Uncommon isn't finished!
Battle!

Uncommon rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 68 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1512/1512 MP: 514/668 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 749/900 MP: 190/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 265 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1247/1512 MP: 540/668 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 749/900 MP: 108/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Uncommon!
Battle!

Uncommon maximizes its attack! Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 398 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1247/1512 MP: 420/668 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 351/900 MP: 128/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon. FUMBLE!

Uncommon takes 66 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1181/1512 MP: 446/668 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 351/900 MP: 46/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Uncommon for the next attack!
Battle!

Uncommon maximizes its attack! Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 398 damage! Sludgehammer limps off the battlefield!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1181/1512 MP: 326/668 Str: 75 Agi: 150 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Uncommon wins the battle!
Uncommon wins 121 Slimebucks!