Battle #1867 (F): JamPai vs JudSli

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #1867: James Paige vs Judge Slimehold!

James Paige	Status HP: 1309/1309 MP: 550/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 50/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

First up is Judge Slimehold. Come out fighting!

Judge Slimehold is gathering energy. Judge Slimehold gains 255 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1309/1309 MP: 582/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Judge Slimehold and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 68 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1309/1309 MP: 535/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 931/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (4)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

But James Paige isn't finished!
Battle!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1309/1309 MP: 535/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 931/999 MP: 417/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (4)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 52 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1257/1309 MP: 567/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 931/999 MP: 369/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (3)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige steps forward.
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige splits in two and taps on Judge Slimehold from both directions. Judge Slimehold drops its guard!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1217/1309 MP: 517/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 931/999 MP: 420/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (3) Off Guard (6)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is our next attacker!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 125 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1309 MP: 549/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 931/999 MP: 378/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (2) Off Guard (5)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 54 damage!

James Paige enchants its attack! James Paige deftly slips behind Judge Slimehold and stabs Judge Slimehold in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 211 damage! Judge Slimehold doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 1052/1309 MP: 379/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 666/999 MP: 429/600 Str: 204 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (2) Off Guard (5) Roughed Up (1)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold steps forward.
Battle!

Judge Slimehold shapes itself into a hammer and pounds James Paige into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 221 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 831/1309 MP: 407/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 144 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 637/999 MP: 387/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (1) Off Guard (4)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Judge Slimehold in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 67 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 791/1309 MP: 365/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 144 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 570/999 MP: 438/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (1) Off Guard (4)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 164 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 627/1309 MP: 365/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 144 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 570/999 MP: 447/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Off Guard (3)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

But Judge Slimehold isn't finished!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold finds James Paige worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 475 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 152/1309 MP: 393/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 144 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 570/999 MP: 337/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Off Guard (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige enchants its attack! James Paige creeps up behind Judge Slimehold and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 307 damage! Judge Slimehold loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 112/1309 MP: 211/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 144
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 263/999 MP: 382/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 229 Brainless (3) Shield (∞) Off Guard (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is our next attacker!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 173 damage! Judge Slimehold is slammed by the force of its own attack! James Paige limps off the battlefield!

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 213/999 MP: 352/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 229 Brainless (2) Shield (∞) Off Guard (1)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold wins the battle!
Judge Slimehold wins 150 Slimebucks!