Battle #1865 (F): Twi vs SirGoo

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #1865: Twinconclusive vs Sir Goowain?

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1664/1664 MP: 50/682 Str: 150 Agi: 165 Int: 120
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Priority goes to Sir Goowain. Come out fighting!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 65 damage! Twinconclusive bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1599/1664 MP: 74/682 Str: 150 Agi: 165 Int: 120 Slime Loss (4)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Twinconclusive ensures its attack! Twinconclusive plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 134 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1559/1664 MP: 52/682 Str: 150 Agi: 165 Int: 120 Slime Loss (3)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2116/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive gets a double turn!
Battle!

Twinconclusive ensures its attack! Twinconclusive tries to combine with Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 37 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size! Sir Goowain starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1519/1664 MP: 10/682 Str: 300 Agi: 330 Int: 240 Slime Loss (2) Doublesize (2)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2079/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4) Slow Leak (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 77 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1442/1664 MP: 58/682 Str: 300 Agi: 330 Int: 240 Slime Loss (2) Doublesize (2)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2064/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3) Slow Leak (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is our next attacker!
Battle!

Twinconclusive ensures its attack! Twinconclusive tries to combine with Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 44 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size! Sir Goowain starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1402/1664 MP: 16/682 Str: 300 Agi: 330 Int: 240 Slime Loss (1) Doublesize (3)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2020/2250 MP: 85/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3) Slow Leak (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 100 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1302/1664 MP: 64/682 Str: 300 Agi: 330 Int: 240 Slime Loss (1) Doublesize (3)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2005/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2) Slow Leak (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is our next attacker!
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 240 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1262/1664 MP: 304/682 Str: 300 Agi: 330 Int: 240 Doublesize (2)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2005/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2) Slow Leak (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 89 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1173/1664 MP: 352/682 Str: 300 Agi: 330 Int: 240 Doublesize (2)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1940/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (1) Slow Leak (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive maximizes its attack! Twinconclusive finds Sir Goowain worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 615 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1173/1664 MP: 202/682 Str: 300 Agi: 330 Int: 240 Doublesize (1)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1325/2250 MP: 97/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (1) Slow Leak (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 90 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1083/1664 MP: 250/682 Str: 300 Agi: 330 Int: 240 Doublesize (1)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1310/2250 MP: 62/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Twinconclusive respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Twinconclusive maximizes its attack! Twinconclusive finds Sir Goowain worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 615 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1083/1664 MP: 100/682 Str: 150 Agi: 165 Int: 120
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 695/2250 MP: 103/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds Twinconclusive! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 161 damage! Twinconclusive bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 922/1664 MP: 100/682 Str: 150 Agi: 165 Int: 120 Slime Loss (7)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 680/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is ready to act again!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 118 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 804/1664 MP: 124/682 Str: 150 Agi: 165 Int: 120 Slime Loss (7)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 615/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive ensures its attack! Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 47 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 764/1664 MP: 102/682 Str: 150 Agi: 165 Int: 120 Slime Loss (6)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 568/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive goes again!
Battle!