Battle #1862 (F): JamPai vs Slu

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #1862: James Paige vs Sludgehammer!

James Paige	Status HP: 1309/1309 MP: 550/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

First strike goes to Sludgehammer. Ready? Fight!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 284 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1025/1309 MP: 582/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 83 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1025/1309 MP: 538/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 817/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Sludgehammer for the next attack!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1025/1309 MP: 570/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 817/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 181 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1025/1309 MP: 523/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 636/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige readies another attack!
Battle!

James Paige enchants its attack! James Paige deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 385 damage! Sludgehammer doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 1025/1309 MP: 397/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 251/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 160 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Roughed Up (1) Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 181 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 844/1309 MP: 429/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 224/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige enchants its attack! James Paige deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 262 damage! Sludgehammer becomes violently ill! Sludgehammer faints!

James Paige	Status HP: 844/1309 MP: 303/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

James Paige wins the battle!
James Paige wins 121 Slimebucks!