Battle #1855 (F): Spo vs SirGoo

The gauntlet has been thrown and the slimes are assembled for battle #1855: Spoonweaver vs Sir Goowain!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1767/1767 MP: 550/1121 Str: 93 Agi: 162 Int: 142
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain will strike first. Slime will spill! Go!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 57 damage! Spoonweaver bleeds slime!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1710/1767 MP: 578/1121 Str: 93 Agi: 162 Int: 142 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is ready to fight!
Battle!

Spoonweaver maximizes its attack! Spoonweaver casts a mass brick summoning spell! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 131 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 131 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1670/1767 MP: 395/1121 Str: 93 Agi: 162 Int: 142 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1988/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 163 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1507/1767 MP: 423/1121 Str: 93 Agi: 162 Int: 142 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1938/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Spoonweaver.
Battle!

Spoonweaver maximizes its attack! Spoonweaver casts a brick summoning spell!

Sir Goowain takes 75 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 75 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 75 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1467/1767 MP: 321/1121 Str: 93 Agi: 162 Int: 142 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1713/2250 MP: 85/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Sir Goowain do next?
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Spoonweaver at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 376 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1091/1767 MP: 349/1121 Str: 93 Agi: 162 Int: 142 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1663/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver advances!
Battle!

Spoonweaver maximizes its attack! Spoonweaver casts a mass brick summoning spell! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 131 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 131 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 131 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1051/1767 MP: 166/1121 Str: 93 Agi: 162 Int: 142 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1270/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 153 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 898/1767 MP: 194/1121 Str: 93 Agi: 162 Int: 142 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1270/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver prepares to attack!
Battle!

Spoonweaver maximizes its attack! Spoonweaver casts a brick summoning spell!

Sir Goowain takes 75 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 75 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 858/1767 MP: 92/1121 Str: 93 Agi: 162 Int: 142
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1120/2250 MP: 97/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds Spoonweaver! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 173 damage! Spoonweaver bleeds slime!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 685/1767 MP: 120/1121 Str: 93 Agi: 162 Int: 142 Slime Loss (7)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1120/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Spoonweaver maximizes its attack! Spoonweaver casts a brick summoning spell!

Sir Goowain takes 75 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 75 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 75 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 645/1767 MP: 18/1121 Str: 93 Agi: 162 Int: 142 Slime Loss (6)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 895/2250 MP: 85/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver! FUMBLE!

Spoonweaver takes 43 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 602/1767 MP: 46/1121 Str: 93 Agi: 162 Int: 142 Slime Loss (6)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 895/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 142 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 562/1767 MP: 188/1121 Str: 93 Agi: 162 Int: 142 Slime Loss (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 895/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 126 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 436/1767 MP: 216/1121 Str: 93 Agi: 162 Int: 142 Slime Loss (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 895/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is our next attacker!
Battle!

Spoonweaver maximizes its attack! Spoonweaver deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 252 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 396/1767 MP: 96/1121 Str: 93 Agi: 162 Int: 142 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 643/2250 MP: 97/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!