Battle #1846 (F): Paige Vs Weaver!

Let battle be joined! This is battle #1846: James Paige vs Spoonweaver!

James Paige	Status HP: 1309/1309 MP: 644/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1767/1767 MP: 1121/1121 Str: 93 Agi: 162 Int: 142
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Spoonweaver gets the jump. Slime will spill! Go!

Spoonweaver maximizes its attack! Spoonweaver casts a mass brick summoning spell! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 153 damage!

James Paige takes 153 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1003/1309 MP: 644/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1767/1767 MP: 945/1121 Str: 93 Agi: 162 Int: 142
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James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige tells Spoonweaver an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Spoonweaver's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1003/1309 MP: 610/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1767/1767 MP: 963/1121 Str: 93 Agi: 162 Int: 92 Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Watch out! Spoonweaver is up.
Battle!

Spoonweaver maximizes its attack! Spoonweaver rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 73 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 930/1309 MP: 642/644 Str: 102 Agi: 64 Int: 161 Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1767/1767 MP: 908/1121 Str: 93 Agi: 162 Int: 92 Stupefied (5)
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All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 930/1309 MP: 642/644 Str: 102 Agi: 64 Int: 161 Paralyzed (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1767/1767 MP: 926/1121 Str: 93 Agi: 162 Int: 92 Stupefied (5)
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Spoonweaver steps forward.
Battle!

Spoonweaver maximizes its attack! Spoonweaver deftly slips behind James Paige and stabs James Paige in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 295 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 635/1309 MP: 644/644 Str: 102 Agi: 64 Int: 161 Paralyzed (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1767/1767 MP: 806/1121 Str: 93 Agi: 162 Int: 92 Stupefied (4)
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Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige fires a strange ray at Spoonweaver. Spoonweaver looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 635/1309 MP: 644/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1767/1767 MP: 806/1121 Str: 69 Agi: 121 Int: 69 Shrunk (4) Stupefied (4)
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But James Paige isn't finished!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige focuses its energy and blasts Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 101 damage!

James Paige enchants its attack! James Paige deftly slips behind Spoonweaver and stabs Spoonweaver in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 194 damage! Spoonweaver feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 635/1309 MP: 475/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1472/1767 MP: 819/1121 Str: 69 Agi: 48 Int: 69 Paralyzed (1) Shrunk (4) Stupefied (4)
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Brace yourselves for Spoonweaver!
Battle!

Spoonweaver maximizes its attack! Spoonweaver rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 43 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 592/1309 MP: 475/644 Str: 102 Agi: 64 Int: 161 Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1472/1767 MP: 777/1121 Str: 69 Agi: 120 Int: 69 Shrunk (3) Stupefied (3)
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But Spoonweaver isn't finished!
Battle!

Spoonweaver maximizes its attack! Spoonweaver deftly slips behind James Paige and stabs James Paige in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 295 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 297/1309 MP: 507/644 Str: 102 Agi: 64 Int: 161 Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1472/1767 MP: 657/1121 Str: 69 Agi: 120 Int: 69 Shrunk (2) Stupefied (2)
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Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige enchants its attack! James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Spoonweaver in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 68 damage! Spoonweaver loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 297/1309 MP: 430/644 Str: 102 Agi: 64 Int: 161 Paralyzed (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1404/1767 MP: 669/1121 Str: 69 Agi: 120 Int: 62 Brainless (3) Shrunk (2) Stupefied (2)
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Watch out! Spoonweaver is up.
Battle!

Spoonweaver maximizes its attack! Spoonweaver deftly slips behind James Paige and stabs James Paige in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 295 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 2/1309 MP: 462/644 Str: 102 Agi: 64 Int: 161 Paralyzed (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1404/1767 MP: 549/1121 Str: 69 Agi: 120 Int: 62 Brainless (2) Shrunk (1) Stupefied (1)
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What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige purges slimeself's effects. James Paige's Agi returns to normal.

James Paige	Status HP: 2/1309 MP: 489/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1404/1767 MP: 549/1121 Str: 69 Agi: 120 Int: 62 Brainless (2) Shrunk (1) Stupefied (1)
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James Paige gets a double turn!
Battle!

James Paige enchants its attack! James Paige deftly slips behind Spoonweaver and stabs Spoonweaver in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 259 damage! Spoonweaver bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 2/1309 MP: 363/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1145/1767 MP: 561/1121 Str: 69 Agi: 120 Int: 62 Brainless (2) Shrunk (1) Stupefied (1) Slime Loss (2)
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Spoonweaver advances!
Battle!

Spoonweaver leaps high into the air and lands on James Paige!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 25 damage! James Paige submits!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1105/1767 MP: 552/1121 Str: 92 Agi: 160 Int: 127 Brainless (1) Slime Loss (1)
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Spoonweaver wins the battle!
Spoonweaver wins 150 Slimebucks!