Battle #1843 (F): JamPai vs SirGoo

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #1843: James Paige vs Sir Goowain!

James Paige	Status HP: 1307/1307 MP: 644/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain will strike first. Come out fighting!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 65 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1242/1307 MP: 644/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1202/1307 MP: 644/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 150 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1052/1307 MP: 644/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 64 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 68 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1012/1307 MP: 588/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2068/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige continues its attack!
Battle!

James Paige enchants its attack! James Paige deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 266 damage! Sir Goowain becomes ill.

James Paige	Status HP: 972/1307 MP: 462/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1802/2250 MP: 85/500 Str: 145 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Malaise (3) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 96 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 876/1307 MP: 494/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1727/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 145 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Malaise (2) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige enchants its attack! James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 84 damage! Sir Goowain doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 836/1307 MP: 417/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1643/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 116 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Roughed Up (1) Malaise (2) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes itself into a hammer and pounds James Paige into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 191 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 645/1307 MP: 449/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1551/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 145 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Malaise (1) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige enchants its attack! James Paige creeps up behind Sir Goowain and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 614 damage! Sir Goowain doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 645/1307 MP: 267/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 937/2250 MP: 85/500 Str: 116 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Roughed Up (1) Malaise (1) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 88 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 557/1307 MP: 295/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 144
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 845/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 557/1307 MP: 265/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 144
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 845/2250 MP: 68/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Shrunk (4) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes itself into a hammer and pounds James Paige into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 177 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 380/1307 MP: 293/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 144
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 845/2250 MP: 21/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige enchants its attack! James Paige deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 288 damage! Sir Goowain bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 380/1307 MP: 167/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 144
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 557/2250 MP: 51/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Slime Loss (2) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 153 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 380/1307 MP: 195/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 144
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 517/2250 MP: 209/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Slime Loss (1) Shrunk (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!