Battle #1842 (F): JamPai vs Slu

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #1842: James Paige vs Sludgehammer!

James Paige	Status HP: 1307/1307 MP: 644/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

First up is Sludgehammer. Come out fighting!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 344 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 963/1307 MP: 644/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 963/1307 MP: 644/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer advances!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 963/1307 MP: 644/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 142 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 68 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 963/1307 MP: 553/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 690/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige gets a double turn!
Battle!

James Paige enchants its attack! James Paige deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 363 damage! Sludgehammer looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 963/1307 MP: 427/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 327/900 MP: 139/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Paralyzed (6) Shrunk (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 177 damage! James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 786/1307 MP: 459/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 327/900 MP: 73/333 Str: 200 Agi: 77 Int: 100 Paralyzed (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige enchants its attack! James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 149 damage! Sludgehammer doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 786/1307 MP: 382/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 178/900 MP: 93/333 Str: 160 Agi: 77 Int: 100 Roughed Up (1) Paralyzed (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 233 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 553/1307 MP: 414/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 151/900 MP: 27/333 Str: 200 Agi: 77 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige enchants its attack! James Paige creeps up behind Sludgehammer and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 929 damage! Sludgehammer is getting drowsy. Sludgehammer surrenders!

James Paige	Status HP: 553/1307 MP: 232/644 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

James Paige wins the battle!
James Paige wins 121 Slimebucks!