Battle #1814 (F): Spo vs SirGoo

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #1814: Spoonweaver vs Sir Goowain?

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1756/1756 MP: 765/765 Str: 87 Agi: 157 Int: 132
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First strike goes to Sir Goowain. Ready? Fight!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 57 damage! Spoonweaver bleeds slime!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1699/1756 MP: 765/765 Str: 87 Agi: 157 Int: 132 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Spoonweaver!
Battle!

Spoonweaver maximizes its attack! Spoonweaver casts a mass brick summoning spell! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 138 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 138 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 138 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 138 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1659/1756 MP: 589/765 Str: 87 Agi: 157 Int: 132 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1698/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Spoonweaver at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 362 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1297/1756 MP: 615/765 Str: 87 Agi: 157 Int: 132 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1648/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Spoonweaver maximizes its attack! Spoonweaver deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 276 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1257/1756 MP: 501/765 Str: 87 Agi: 157 Int: 132 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1372/2250 MP: 85/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 128 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1129/1756 MP: 527/765 Str: 87 Agi: 157 Int: 132 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1322/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is ready to fight!
Battle!

Spoonweaver maximizes its attack! Spoonweaver vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 103 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1089/1756 MP: 478/765 Str: 87 Agi: 157 Int: 132 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1219/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 159 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 930/1756 MP: 504/765 Str: 87 Agi: 157 Int: 132 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1219/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver prepares to attack!
Battle!

Spoonweaver maximizes its attack! Spoonweaver creeps up behind Sir Goowain and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 604 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 890/1756 MP: 329/765 Str: 87 Agi: 157 Int: 132
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 615/2250 MP: 97/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 63 damage! Spoonweaver bleeds slime!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 827/1756 MP: 355/765 Str: 87 Agi: 157 Int: 132 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 615/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Spoonweaver.
Battle!

Spoonweaver maximizes its attack! Spoonweaver casts a brick summoning spell!

Sir Goowain takes 78 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 78 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 787/1756 MP: 257/765 Str: 87 Agi: 157 Int: 132 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 459/2250 MP: 85/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Spoonweaver at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 309 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 478/1756 MP: 283/765 Str: 87 Agi: 157 Int: 132 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 409/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver steps forward.
Battle!

Spoonweaver maximizes its attack! Spoonweaver casts a brick summoning spell!

Sir Goowain takes 78 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 78 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 78 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 438/1756 MP: 185/765 Str: 87 Agi: 157 Int: 132 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 175/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 143 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 295/1756 MP: 211/765 Str: 87 Agi: 157 Int: 132 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 175/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Spoonweaver maximizes its attack! Spoonweaver deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 276 damage! Sir Goowain falls!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 255/1756 MP: 97/765 Str: 87 Agi: 157 Int: 132 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Spoonweaver wins the battle!
Spoonweaver wins 204 Slimebucks!