Battle #1813 (F): Spo vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Bugsy tells Spoonweaver an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Spoonweaver's mind.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1010/1756 MP: 456/765 Str: 65 Agi: 157 Int: 85 Stupefied (6) Roughed Up (2) Sapped (3) Diseased (28)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 901/1250 MP: 138/600 Str: 160 Agi: 190 Int: 160 Power Aura (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 178/500 MP: 74/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 417/700 MP: 44/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Shield (2) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Mugsy performs a mystical incantation. Slimesworth is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1010/1756 MP: 456/765 Str: 65 Agi: 157 Int: 85 Stupefied (6) Roughed Up (2) Sapped (3) Diseased (28)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 901/1250 MP: 170/600 Str: 160 Agi: 190 Int: 160 Mirror Sheen (6) Power Aura (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 178/500 MP: 30/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 417/700 MP: 44/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Shield (2) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Slimesworth.
Battle!

Slimesworth springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 160 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 850/1756 MP: 473/765 Str: 65 Agi: 157 Int: 85 Stupefied (6) Roughed Up (2) Sapped (3) Diseased (28)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 901/1250 MP: 130/600 Str: 160 Agi: 190 Int: 160 Mirror Sheen (5) Power Aura (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 178/500 MP: 30/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 417/700 MP: 44/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Shield (2) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Spoonweaver is up.
Battle!

Spoonweaver takes a bite out of crime -- I mean, Slimesworth.

Slimesworth yawns.

Mugsy takes 26 damage!

Bugsy takes 24 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 788/1756 MP: 422/765 Str: 65 Agi: 157 Int: 85 Stupefied (5) Roughed Up (1) Sapped (2) Diseased (27)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 901/1250 MP: 130/600 Str: 160 Agi: 190 Int: 160 Mirror Sheen (5) Power Aura (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 152/500 MP: 30/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 393/700 MP: 63/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Shield (2) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Bugsy.
Battle!

Bugsy extends a pseudopod and taps Spoonweaver from behind. Spoonweaver drops its guard!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 788/1756 MP: 422/765 Str: 65 Agi: 157 Int: 85 Off Guard (4) Stupefied (5) Roughed Up (1) Sapped (2) Diseased (27)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 901/1250 MP: 130/600 Str: 160 Agi: 190 Int: 160 Mirror Sheen (5) Power Aura (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 152/500 MP: 54/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 393/700 MP: 47/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Shield (1) Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Mugsy channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimesworth's body!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 788/1756 MP: 422/765 Str: 65 Agi: 157 Int: 85 Off Guard (4) Stupefied (5) Roughed Up (1) Sapped (2) Diseased (27)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 901/1250 MP: 162/600 Str: 160 Agi: 190 Int: 160 Mirror Sheen (5) Power Aura (1) Looking Sharp (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 152/500 MP: 28/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 393/700 MP: 47/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Shield (1) Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth steps forward.
Battle!

Slimesworth springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 429 damage! Slimesworth is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 359/1756 MP: 439/765 Str: 65 Agi: 157 Int: 85 Off Guard (4) Stupefied (5) Roughed Up (1) Sapped (2) Diseased (27)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 851/1250 MP: 122/600 Str: 140 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (4) Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 152/500 MP: 28/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 393/700 MP: 47/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Shield (1) Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Spoonweaver maximizes its attack! Spoonweaver deftly slips behind Slimesworth and stabs Slimesworth in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 229 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 297/1756 MP: 313/765 Str: 81 Agi: 157 Int: 85 Off Guard (3) Stupefied (4) Sapped (1) Diseased (26)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 622/1250 MP: 122/600 Str: 140 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (4) Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 152/500 MP: 28/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 393/700 MP: 66/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Shield (1) Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is just getting started!
Battle!

Bugsy fires a strange ray at Spoonweaver. Spoonweaver looks distinctly smaller.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 297/1756 MP: 313/765 Str: 60 Agi: 117 Int: 63 Off Guard (3) Stupefied (4) Shrunk (4) Sapped (1) Diseased (26)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 622/1250 MP: 122/600 Str: 140 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (4) Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 152/500 MP: 52/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 393/700 MP: 48/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (1) Sapping (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy advances!
Battle!

Mugsy conjures a shield onto Bugsy. Bugsy is covered with a metallic sheen.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 297/1756 MP: 313/765 Str: 60 Agi: 117 Int: 63 Off Guard (3) Stupefied (4) Shrunk (4) Sapped (1) Diseased (26)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 622/1250 MP: 150/600 Str: 140 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (4) Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 152/500 MP: 30/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 393/700 MP: 48/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (1) Shield (6) Sapping (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a car drives by and flattens Spoonweaver. CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 256 damage! Spoonweaver doesn't look so good!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 41/1756 MP: 313/765 Str: 48 Agi: 117 Int: 63 Off Guard (3) Stupefied (4) Roughed Up (7) Shrunk (4) Sapped (1) Diseased (26)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 622/1250 MP: 54/600 Str: 140 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (3) Looking Sharp (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 152/500 MP: 30/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 393/700 MP: 67/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (1) Shield (6) Sapping (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy! Go!
Battle!

Bugsy hits Spoonweaver with the idiot stick.

Spoonweaver takes 68 damage! Spoonweaver loses a few brain cells! Spoonweaver is defeated!

Slimesworth	Status HP: 622/1250 MP: 54/600 Str: 140 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (3) Looking Sharp (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 152/500 MP: 30/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 393/700 MP: 39/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy wins the battle!
Slimesworth wins 192 Slimebucks!