Battle #1768 (F): Unc vs Slu

Let battle be joined! This is battle #1768: Uncommon vs Sludgehammer!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1489/1489 MP: 356/356 Str: 75 Agi: 135 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer gets the jump. Slime will spill! Go!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers Uncommon with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Uncommon takes 642 damage! Uncommon drops its guard!

Uncommon	Status HP: 847/1489 MP: 356/356 Str: 75 Agi: 135 Int: 130 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will Uncommon respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Uncommon rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 71 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 847/1489 MP: 338/356 Str: 75 Agi: 135 Int: 130 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 829/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Battle!

Uncommon plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 172 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 847/1489 MP: 259/356 Str: 75 Agi: 135 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 657/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 847/1489 MP: 285/356 Str: 75 Agi: 135 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 657/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Uncommon!
Battle!

Uncommon rushes forward and stabs Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 38 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 847/1489 MP: 253/356 Str: 75 Agi: 135 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 619/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Sludgehammer!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 246 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 601/1489 MP: 279/356 Str: 75 Agi: 135 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 619/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 327 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 601/1489 MP: 183/356 Str: 75 Agi: 135 Int: 130
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 292/900 MP: 98/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will Sludgehammer respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 233 damage! Uncommon drops its guard!

Uncommon	Status HP: 368/1489 MP: 209/356 Str: 75 Agi: 135 Int: 130 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 292/900 MP: 32/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon is our next attacker!
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 334 damage! Sludgehammer has been eliminated!

Uncommon	Status HP: 368/1489 MP: 113/356 Str: 75 Agi: 135 Int: 130 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Uncommon wins the battle!
Uncommon wins 121 Slimebucks!