Battle #1738 (F): JamPai, Sto vs SirGoo

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #1738: James Paige, StoneMonkWisdom vs Sir Goowain!

James Paige	Status HP: 1305/1305 MP: 643/643 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

StoneMonkWisdom	Status HP: 120/120 MP: 50/50 Str: 31 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Three-Leafed Clover

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Priority goes to Sir Goowain. Let it begin!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of StoneMonkWisdom.

StoneMonkWisdom takes 65 damage! StoneMonkWisdom bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1305/1305 MP: 643/643 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

StoneMonkWisdom	Status HP: 55/120 MP: 50/50 Str: 31 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Slime Loss (4)
Three-Leafed Clover

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 1305/1305 MP: 613/643 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

StoneMonkWisdom	Status HP: 55/120 MP: 50/50 Str: 31 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Slime Loss (4)
Three-Leafed Clover

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

StoneMonkWisdom! Show us your moves!
Battle!

StoneMonkWisdom bounds forward and tackles Sir Goowain!

Sir Goowain slips out of the attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1305/1305 MP: 643/643 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

StoneMonkWisdom	Status HP: 15/120 MP: 45/50 Str: 31 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Slime Loss (3)
Three-Leafed Clover

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige splits in two and taps on Sir Goowain from both directions. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1305/1305 MP: 593/643 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

StoneMonkWisdom	Status HP: 15/120 MP: 45/50 Str: 31 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Slime Loss (3)
Three-Leafed Clover

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 68/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (4) Off Guard (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into StoneMonkWisdom!

StoneMonkWisdom takes 54 damage! StoneMonkWisdom is vanquished!

James Paige	Status HP: 1305/1305 MP: 625/643 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 58/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (3) Off Guard (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 339 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1305/1305 MP: 529/643 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1911/2250 MP: 88/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (3) Off Guard (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Sir Goowain do next?
Battle!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds James Paige! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 166 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1139/1305 MP: 561/643 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (7)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1911/2250 MP: 35/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (2) Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 108 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1099/1305 MP: 519/643 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (6)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1803/2250 MP: 65/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (2) Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into James Paige at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 226 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 873/1305 MP: 551/643 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (6)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1753/2250 MP: 30/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (1) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige creeps up behind Sir Goowain and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 711 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 833/1305 MP: 404/643 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1042/2250 MP: 60/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (1) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 133 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 700/1305 MP: 404/643 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 992/2250 MP: 65/500 Str: 154 Agi: 180 Int: 204 Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain has another attack ready!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 152 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 548/1305 MP: 436/643 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 992/2250 MP: 30/500 Str: 154 Agi: 180 Int: 204 Off Guard (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 121 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 508/1305 MP: 389/643 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 871/2250 MP: 30/500 Str: 154 Agi: 72 Int: 204 Off Guard (1) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

But James Paige isn't finished!
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 293 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 468/1305 MP: 293/643 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 578/2250 MP: 70/500 Str: 154 Agi: 72 Int: 204 Off Guard (1) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!