Battle #1749 (F): JamPai vs OMEMk.XVI, SliTRI, CLOMk.XVI

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #1749: James Paige vs Slimebot TRICKSTER, OMEGA Mk. XVII!

James Paige	Status HP: 1300/1300 MP: 641/641 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 50/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Victory Sword Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

First up is James Paige. Come out fighting!

James Paige tears a structurally superfluous hole out of OMEGA Mk. XVII.

OMEGA Mk. XVII takes 39 damage! OMEGA Mk. XVII bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1300/1300 MP: 583/641 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2061/2100 MP: 78/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (4)
Victory Sword Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII advances!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII is gathering energy.

James Paige	Status HP: 1300/1300 MP: 583/641 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2021/2100 MP: 223/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (3)
Victory Sword Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps James Paige from behind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1300/1300 MP: 615/641 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2021/2100 MP: 223/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (3)
Victory Sword Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige grievously wounds OMEGA Mk. XVII! CRITICAL HIT!

OMEGA Mk. XVII takes 128 damage! OMEGA Mk. XVII bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1300/1300 MP: 511/641 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1893/2100 MP: 251/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (10)
Victory Sword Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII! Go!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII looks extremely uncomfortable. OMEGA Mk. XVII divides itself into two!

James Paige	Status HP: 1300/1300 MP: 511/641 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 906/2100 MP: 81/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (9)
Victory Sword Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 52/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 946/1050 MP: 38/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Slime Loss (10)
Victory Sword Dinner Plate Mail

Brace yourselves for Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto James Paige. James Paige becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 1300/1300 MP: 511/641 Str: 97 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Diseased (20)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 906/2100 MP: 81/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (9)
Victory Sword Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 946/1050 MP: 52/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Slime Loss (10)
Victory Sword Dinner Plate Mail

It's time for CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII.
Battle!

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII fires a sharp needle at James Paige.

James Paige takes 18 damage! James Paige starts leaking ooze!

James Paige	Status HP: 1282/1300 MP: 543/641 Str: 97 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Diseased (20) Slow Leak (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 906/2100 MP: 81/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (9)
Victory Sword Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 906/1050 MP: 39/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Slime Loss (9)
Victory Sword Dinner Plate Mail

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into OMEGA Mk. XVII.

OMEGA Mk. XVII takes 47 damage! OMEGA Mk. XVII feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1257/1300 MP: 499/641 Str: 97 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Diseased (19) Slow Leak (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 859/2100 MP: 81/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Slime Loss (9) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 40/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 906/1050 MP: 39/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Slime Loss (9)
Victory Sword Dinner Plate Mail

Brace yourselves for Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1257/1300 MP: 499/641 Str: 97 Agi: 160 Int: 104 Diseased (19) Slow Leak (2) Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 859/2100 MP: 81/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Slime Loss (9) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 6/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 906/1050 MP: 53/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Slime Loss (9)
Victory Sword Dinner Plate Mail

Brace yourselves for CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII!
Battle!

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII delivers a fierce one-two to James Paige! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 130 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1127/1300 MP: 499/641 Str: 97 Agi: 160 Int: 104 Diseased (19) Slow Leak (2) Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 859/2100 MP: 109/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Slime Loss (9) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 6/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 866/1050 MP: 38/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Slime Loss (8)
Victory Sword Dinner Plate Mail

Watch out! OMEGA Mk. XVII is up.
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII purges slimeself's effects. OMEGA Mk. XVII's Agi returns to normal.

James Paige	Status HP: 1127/1300 MP: 519/641 Str: 97 Agi: 160 Int: 104 Diseased (19) Slow Leak (2) Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 819/2100 MP: 109/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (8)
Victory Sword Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 6/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 866/1050 MP: 38/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Slime Loss (8)
Victory Sword Dinner Plate Mail

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into OMEGA Mk. XVII.

OMEGA Mk. XVII takes 57 damage! OMEGA Mk. XVII feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1102/1300 MP: 475/641 Str: 97 Agi: 160 Int: 104 Diseased (18) Slow Leak (1) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 762/2100 MP: 109/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Slime Loss (8) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 866/1050 MP: 38/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Slime Loss (8)
Victory Sword Dinner Plate Mail

What will Slimebot TRICKSTER do next?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy.

James Paige	Status HP: 1102/1300 MP: 475/641 Str: 97 Agi: 160 Int: 104 Diseased (18) Slow Leak (1) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 762/2100 MP: 109/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Slime Loss (8) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 96/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 866/1050 MP: 52/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Slime Loss (8)
Victory Sword Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII is ready to fight!
Battle!

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII delivers a flurry of kicks to James Paige!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 130 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 972/1300 MP: 475/641 Str: 97 Agi: 160 Int: 104 Diseased (18) Slow Leak (1) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 762/2100 MP: 137/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Slime Loss (8) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Dinner Plate Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 96/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 826/1050 MP: 37/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Slime Loss (7)
Victory Sword Dinner Plate Mail

OMEGA Mk. XVII steps forward.
Battle!