Battle #1745 (F): Need a Slimehold win to make me feel better after 6 losses

To arms! Ready yourselves for battle #1745: James Paige vs Judge Slimehold!

James Paige	Status HP: 1300/1300 MP: 641/641 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 50/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold will strike first. Combatants ready? Then fight!

Judge Slimehold is gathering energy. Judge Slimehold gains 255 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1300/1300 MP: 641/641 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 33 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1300/1300 MP: 629/641 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 966/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Judge Slimehold and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 105 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1300/1300 MP: 550/641 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 861/999 MP: 417/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (6) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

How will Judge Slimehold respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 49 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1251/1300 MP: 582/641 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 861/999 MP: 369/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (5) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Judge Slimehold and stabs Judge Slimehold in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 217 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1211/1300 MP: 486/641 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 644/999 MP: 420/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (5) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold! Go!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 160 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1051/1300 MP: 518/641 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 644/999 MP: 378/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (4) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Judge Slimehold in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 62 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1011/1300 MP: 476/641 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 582/999 MP: 429/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (4) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Watch out! Judge Slimehold is up.
Battle!

Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 135 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 876/1300 MP: 508/641 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 582/999 MP: 387/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (3) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige creeps up behind Judge Slimehold and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 338 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 836/1300 MP: 361/641 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 244/999 MP: 438/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (3) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

How will Judge Slimehold respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 131 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 705/1300 MP: 393/641 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 244/999 MP: 396/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Judge Slimehold and stabs Judge Slimehold in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 181 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 665/1300 MP: 297/641 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 63/999 MP: 447/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Judge Slimehold tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 50 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 615/1300 MP: 329/641 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 63/999 MP: 399/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (1) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige focuses its energy and blasts Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 69 damage! Judge Slimehold limps off the battlefield!

James Paige	Status HP: 575/1300 MP: 286/641 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

James Paige wins the battle!
James Paige wins 291 Slimebucks!