Battle #1744 (F): JamPai vs OMEMk.XVI, SliTRI, CLOMk.XVI

To arms! Ready yourselves for battle #1744: James Paige vs OMEGA Mk. XVII, Slimebot TRICKSTER!

James Paige	Status HP: 1300/1300 MP: 641/641 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 50/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Victory Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige will strike first. Come out fighting!

James Paige tears a structurally superfluous hole out of OMEGA Mk. XVII.

OMEGA Mk. XVII takes 45 damage! OMEGA Mk. XVII bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1300/1300 MP: 583/641 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2055/2100 MP: 78/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (4)
Victory Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII prepares to attack!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII is gathering energy. OMEGA Mk. XVII gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1300/1300 MP: 583/641 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2015/2100 MP: 223/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (3)
Victory Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER spews toxic goo all over James Paige! James Paige becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 1300/1300 MP: 615/641 Str: 97 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Diseased (30)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2015/2100 MP: 223/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (3)
Victory Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige splits in two and taps on OMEGA Mk. XVII from both directions. OMEGA Mk. XVII drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1290/1300 MP: 565/641 Str: 97 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Diseased (29)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2015/2100 MP: 251/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (6) Slime Loss (3)
Victory Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII is ready to fight!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII looks extremely uncomfortable. OMEGA Mk. XVII divides itself into two!

James Paige	Status HP: 1290/1300 MP: 565/641 Str: 97 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Diseased (29)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 967/2100 MP: 81/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (5) Slime Loss (2)
Victory Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 53/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1007/1050 MP: 38/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Slime Loss (3) Off Guard (6)
Victory Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at James Paige. James Paige looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 1290/1300 MP: 565/641 Str: 72 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Shrunk (4) Diseased (29)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 967/2100 MP: 81/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (5) Slime Loss (2)
Victory Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 23/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1007/1050 MP: 52/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Slime Loss (3) Off Guard (6)
Victory Sword Fish Scale Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII steps forward.
Battle!

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII delivers a quick one-two to James Paige.

James Paige takes 49 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1241/1300 MP: 565/641 Str: 72 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Shrunk (4) Diseased (29)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 967/2100 MP: 109/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (5) Slime Loss (2)
Victory Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 23/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 967/1050 MP: 37/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Slime Loss (2) Off Guard (5)
Victory Sword Fish Scale Mail

OMEGA Mk. XVII is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII calls forth mystical protection! A barrier surrounds OMEGA Mk. XVII. A barrier surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER. A barrier surrounds CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII.

James Paige	Status HP: 1241/1300 MP: 589/641 Str: 72 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Shrunk (4) Diseased (29)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 927/2100 MP: 49/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (3) Off Guard (4) Slime Loss (1)
Victory Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 23/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 967/1050 MP: 37/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Super Shield (3) Slime Loss (2) Off Guard (5)
Victory Sword Fish Scale Mail

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige purges slimeself's effects. James Paige's Agi returns to normal.

James Paige	Status HP: 1231/1300 MP: 584/641 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Diseased (28)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 927/2100 MP: 49/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (3) Off Guard (4) Slime Loss (1)
Victory Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 967/1050 MP: 37/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Super Shield (3) Slime Loss (2) Off Guard (5)
Victory Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1231/1300 MP: 584/641 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 104 Stupefied (6) Diseased (28)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 927/2100 MP: 49/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (3) Off Guard (4) Slime Loss (1)
Victory Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 4/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 967/1050 MP: 51/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Super Shield (3) Slime Loss (2) Off Guard (5)
Victory Sword Fish Scale Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII delivers a flurry of kicks to James Paige!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 125 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1106/1300 MP: 604/641 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 104 Stupefied (6) Diseased (28)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 927/2100 MP: 49/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (3) Off Guard (4) Slime Loss (1)
Victory Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 4/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 927/1050 MP: 36/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Super Shield (2) Slime Loss (1) Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Fish Scale Mail

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind OMEGA Mk. XVII and stabs OMEGA Mk. XVII in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

OMEGA Mk. XVII takes 167 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1096/1300 MP: 508/641 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 104 Stupefied (5) Diseased (27)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 760/2100 MP: 77/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (3) Off Guard (4) Slime Loss (1)
Victory Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 4/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 927/1050 MP: 36/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Super Shield (2) Slime Loss (1) Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Fish Scale Mail

Brace yourselves for OMEGA Mk. XVII!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII is gathering energy. OMEGA Mk. XVII gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1096/1300 MP: 508/641 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 104 Stupefied (5) Diseased (27)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 720/2100 MP: 222/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (2) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 19/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 927/1050 MP: 36/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Super Shield (2) Slime Loss (1) Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Fish Scale Mail

All eyes are on Slimebot TRICKSTER for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1096/1300 MP: 508/641 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 104 Stupefied (5) Diseased (27)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 720/2100 MP: 222/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (2) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 94/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 927/1050 MP: 50/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Super Shield (2) Slime Loss (1) Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Fish Scale Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII advances!
Battle!