Battle #1741 (F): 8bit beats up Uncommon

Cry havoc! Let loose the slimes of battle #1741: Uncommon vs 8bit Pontiff!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1458/1458 MP: 50/343 Str: 125 Agi: 130 Int: 120

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 362/362 MP: 50/77 Str: 47 Agi: 80 Int: 30
Slimesword Coat of Grease

Uncommon goes first. Slime will spill! Go!

Uncommon plants a lightning rod into slimeself and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Uncommon takes 139 damage! Uncommon feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1319/1458 MP: 30/343 Str: 125 Agi: 52 Int: 120 Paralyzed (4)

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 362/362 MP: 56/77 Str: 47 Agi: 80 Int: 30
Slimesword Coat of Grease

Next up is 8bit Pontiff.
Battle!

8bit Pontiff shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Uncommon!

Uncommon takes 47 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1272/1458 MP: 30/343 Str: 125 Agi: 52 Int: 120 Paralyzed (4)

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 362/362 MP: 47/77 Str: 47 Agi: 80 Int: 30
Slimesword Coat of Grease

Battle!

8bit Pontiff shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Uncommon!

Uncommon takes 55 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1217/1458 MP: 54/343 Str: 125 Agi: 52 Int: 120 Paralyzed (4)

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 362/362 MP: 32/77 Str: 47 Agi: 80 Int: 30
Slimesword Coat of Grease

It's time for Uncommon.
Battle!

Uncommon fires a strange ray at slimeself. Uncommon looks distinctly smaller.

Uncommon	Status HP: 1217/1458 MP: 24/343 Str: 93 Agi: 39 Int: 90 Paralyzed (3) Shrunk (4)

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 362/362 MP: 38/77 Str: 47 Agi: 80 Int: 30
Slimesword Coat of Grease

8bit Pontiff steps forward.
Battle!

8bit Pontiff shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Uncommon!

Uncommon takes 57 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1160/1458 MP: 42/343 Str: 93 Agi: 39 Int: 90 Paralyzed (3) Shrunk (4)

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 362/362 MP: 23/77 Str: 47 Agi: 80 Int: 30
Slimesword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Uncommon!
Battle!

Uncommon punches slimeself in the face!

Uncommon takes 37 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1123/1458 MP: 32/343 Str: 93 Agi: 39 Int: 90 Paralyzed (2) Shrunk (3)

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 362/362 MP: 29/77 Str: 47 Agi: 80 Int: 30
Slimesword Coat of Grease

8bit Pontiff is ready to fight!
Battle!

8bit Pontiff shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Uncommon! FUMBLE!

Uncommon takes 19 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1104/1458 MP: 50/343 Str: 93 Agi: 39 Int: 90 Paralyzed (2) Shrunk (3)

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 362/362 MP: 14/77 Str: 47 Agi: 80 Int: 30
Slimesword Coat of Grease

Uncommon! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Uncommon punches slimeself in the face!

Uncommon takes 47 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1057/1458 MP: 40/343 Str: 93 Agi: 39 Int: 90 Paralyzed (1) Shrunk (2)

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 362/362 MP: 20/77 Str: 47 Agi: 80 Int: 30
Slimesword Coat of Grease

8bit Pontiff is just getting started!
Battle!

8bit Pontiff shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into slimeself!

8bit Pontiff takes 59 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1057/1458 MP: 58/343 Str: 93 Agi: 39 Int: 90 Paralyzed (1) Shrunk (2)

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 303/362 MP: 5/77 Str: 47 Agi: 80 Int: 30
Slimesword Coat of Grease

Uncommon is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Uncommon donates some slime to 8bit Pontiff. 8bit Pontiff is healed!

Uncommon	Status HP: 957/1458 MP: 67/343 Str: 93 Agi: 97 Int: 90 Shrunk (1)

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 362/362 MP: 5/77 Str: 47 Agi: 80 Int: 30
Slimesword Coat of Grease

Uncommon, go again!
Battle!

Uncommon punches slimeself in the face!

Uncommon takes 42 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 915/1458 MP: 57/343 Str: 124 Agi: 129 Int: 120

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 362/362 MP: 11/77 Str: 47 Agi: 80 Int: 30
Slimesword Coat of Grease

8bit Pontiff is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

8bit Pontiff is gathering energy. 8bit Pontiff gains 30 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 915/1458 MP: 81/343 Str: 124 Agi: 129 Int: 120

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 362/362 MP: 41/77 Str: 47 Agi: 80 Int: 30
Slimesword Coat of Grease

How will Uncommon respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Uncommon charges its energy to the MAX, then rushes towards slimeself! But Uncommon stumbles and releases the energy prematurely! CRITICAL HIT!

Uncommon takes 276 damage! Uncommon is unable to defend the blow! Uncommon collapses!

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 362/362 MP: 41/77 Str: 47 Agi: 80 Int: 30
Slimesword Coat of Grease

8bit Pontiff wins the battle!
8bit Pontiff wins 969 Slimebucks!