Battle #1736 (F): JamPai vs SirGoo

Let battle be joined! This is battle #1736: James Paige vs Sir Goowain!

James Paige	Status HP: 1298/1298 MP: 640/640 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain will strike first. Let it begin!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 70 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1228/1298 MP: 640/640 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 56 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1188/1298 MP: 628/640 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2194/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Battle!

James Paige focuses its energy and blasts Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 104 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1148/1298 MP: 585/640 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2090/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 90 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1058/1298 MP: 617/640 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2090/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 116 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1018/1298 MP: 538/640 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1974/2250 MP: 85/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 85 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 933/1298 MP: 570/640 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1974/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 252 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 893/1298 MP: 474/640 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1722/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 111 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 782/1298 MP: 506/640 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1672/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 107 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 782/1298 MP: 464/640 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1565/2250 MP: 97/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige! FUMBLE!

James Paige takes 28 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 754/1298 MP: 496/640 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1565/2250 MP: 62/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige creeps up behind Sir Goowain and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 540 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 754/1298 MP: 349/640 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1025/2250 MP: 103/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 99 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 655/1298 MP: 381/640 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 975/2250 MP: 68/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 139 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 655/1298 MP: 302/640 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 836/2250 MP: 109/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into James Paige at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 280 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 375/1298 MP: 334/640 Str: 102 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 786/2250 MP: 74/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!