Battle #1721 (F): Unc vs Slu

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #1721: Spoonweaver vs Sludgehammer!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1738/1738 MP: 759/759 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer goes first. Have at it!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers Spoonweaver with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 523 damage! Spoonweaver drops its guard!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1215/1738 MP: 759/759 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will Spoonweaver respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Spoonweaver deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 352 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1215/1738 MP: 663/759 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 548/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1215/1738 MP: 689/759 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 548/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Spoonweaver!
Battle!

Spoonweaver vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 147 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1215/1738 MP: 647/759 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 401/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 238 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 977/1738 MP: 673/759 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 401/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Spoonweaver.
Battle!

Spoonweaver creeps up behind Sludgehammer and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 749 damage! Sludgehammer cries out in defeat!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 977/1738 MP: 526/759 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Spoonweaver wins the battle!
Spoonweaver wins 121 Slimebucks!