Battle #1713 (F): Unc vs Slu

To arms! Ready yourselves for battle #1713: Uncommon vs Sludgehammer!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1458/1458 MP: 343/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

First attacker is Sludgehammer. Let it begin!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 287 damage! Uncommon drops its guard!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1171/1458 MP: 343/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon is ready to fight!
Battle!

Uncommon rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 59 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1171/1458 MP: 323/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 841/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Battle!

Uncommon plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 198 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1171/1458 MP: 244/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 643/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer steps forward.
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1171/1458 MP: 268/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 643/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 302 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1171/1458 MP: 172/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 341/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers Uncommon with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Uncommon takes 555 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 616/1458 MP: 196/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 341/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon steps forward.
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 338 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 616/1458 MP: 100/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 3/900 MP: 98/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! Sludgehammer is up.
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 232 damage! Uncommon drops its guard!

Uncommon	Status HP: 384/1458 MP: 124/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 3/900 MP: 32/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will Uncommon do next?
Battle!

Uncommon laughs as it flings bricks!

Sludgehammer takes 67 damage! Sludgehammer faints!

Uncommon	Status HP: 384/1458 MP: 85/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Uncommon wins the battle!
Uncommon wins 128 Slimebucks!