Battle #1712 (F): Unc vs Slu

Cry havoc! Let loose the slimes of battle #1712: Uncommon vs Sludgehammer!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1458/1458 MP: 343/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

First strike goes to Sludgehammer. Slime will spill! Go!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 338 damage! Uncommon drops its guard!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1120/1458 MP: 343/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon! Go!
Battle!

Uncommon rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer. FUMBLE!

Uncommon grimaces. The attack did nothing!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1120/1458 MP: 299/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer advances!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1120/1458 MP: 323/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Uncommon for the next attack!
Battle!

Uncommon plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 168 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1120/1458 MP: 268/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 732/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 381 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1120/1458 MP: 172/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 351/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer advances!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 247 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 873/1458 MP: 196/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 351/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will Uncommon respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 406 damage! Sludgehammer cries out in defeat!

Uncommon	Status HP: 873/1458 MP: 100/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Uncommon wins the battle!
Uncommon wins 128 Slimebucks!