Battle #1706 (F): Unc vs Slu

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #1706: Uncommon vs Sludgehammer!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1458/1458 MP: 343/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer will strike first. Come out fighting!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers Uncommon with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Uncommon takes 540 damage! Uncommon drops its guard!

Uncommon	Status HP: 918/1458 MP: 343/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Uncommon plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 165 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 918/1458 MP: 288/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 735/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 316 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 918/1458 MP: 192/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 419/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is just getting started!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 918/1458 MP: 216/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 419/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will Uncommon do next?
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 442 damage! Sludgehammer collapses!

Uncommon	Status HP: 918/1458 MP: 120/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Uncommon wins the battle!
Uncommon wins 128 Slimebucks!