Battle #1704 (F): Unc vs Slu

Let battle be joined! This is battle #1704: Uncommon vs Sludgehammer!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1458/1458 MP: 343/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer goes first. Let it begin!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon. FUMBLE!

Uncommon takes 80 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1378/1458 MP: 343/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon is just getting started!
Battle!

Uncommon plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 152 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1378/1458 MP: 288/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 748/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 428 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1378/1458 MP: 192/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 320/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will Sludgehammer do next?
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1378/1458 MP: 216/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 320/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon steps forward.
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 345 damage! Sludgehammer has been defeated!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1378/1458 MP: 120/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Uncommon wins the battle!
Uncommon wins 128 Slimebucks!