Battle #1701 (F): Unc vs Slu

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #1701: Uncommon vs Sludgehammer?

Uncommon	Status HP: 1458/1458 MP: 343/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

First up is Sludgehammer. Come out fighting!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers Uncommon with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Uncommon takes 489 damage! Uncommon drops its guard!

Uncommon	Status HP: 969/1458 MP: 343/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Next up is Uncommon.
Battle!

Uncommon rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 58 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 969/1458 MP: 323/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 842/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Battle!

Uncommon rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 102 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 969/1458 MP: 279/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 740/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will Sludgehammer do next?
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 969/1458 MP: 303/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 740/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Uncommon!
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 406 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 969/1458 MP: 207/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 334/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 188 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 781/1458 MP: 231/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 334/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Uncommon!
Battle!

Uncommon rushes forward and stabs Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 39 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 781/1458 MP: 199/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 295/900 MP: 98/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Sludgehammer!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers Uncommon with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Uncommon takes 514 damage! Uncommon drops its guard!

Uncommon	Status HP: 267/1458 MP: 223/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 295/900 MP: 32/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon is our next attacker!
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 313 damage! Sludgehammer is defeated!

Uncommon	Status HP: 267/1458 MP: 127/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Uncommon wins the battle!
Uncommon wins 128 Slimebucks!