Battle #1700 (F): Unc vs Slu

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #1700: Uncommon vs Sludgehammer?

Uncommon	Status HP: 1458/1458 MP: 343/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer gets the jump. Have at it!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 318 damage! Uncommon drops its guard!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1140/1458 MP: 343/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Uncommon rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 69 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1140/1458 MP: 323/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 831/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Battle!

Uncommon rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 83 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1140/1458 MP: 279/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 748/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Sludgehammer.
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1140/1458 MP: 303/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 748/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon is our next attacker!
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 392 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1140/1458 MP: 207/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 356/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Go!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 220 damage! Uncommon drops its guard!

Uncommon	Status HP: 920/1458 MP: 231/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 356/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! Uncommon is up.
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 385 damage! Sludgehammer submits!

Uncommon	Status HP: 920/1458 MP: 135/343 Str: 75 Agi: 130 Int: 120 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Uncommon wins the battle!
Uncommon wins 128 Slimebucks!