Battle #1697 (F): JamPai vs OMEMk.XVI, SliTRI, CLOMk.XVI

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII launches a volley of needles at James Paige! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 45 damage! James Paige starts leaking ooze!

James Paige	Status HP: 923/1286 MP: 132/633 Str: 160 Agi: 159 Int: 104 Mirror Sheen (∞) Stupefied (6) Slow Leak (5)
Assassin's Dirk Mirror Coat

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 571/2100 MP: 222/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (2)
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 77/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/1050 MP: 37/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Super Shield (1)
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes OMEGA Mk. XVII in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

OMEGA Mk. XVII takes 50 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 908/1286 MP: 90/633 Str: 160 Agi: 159 Int: 104 Mirror Sheen (∞) Stupefied (5) Slow Leak (4)
Assassin's Dirk Mirror Coat

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 521/2100 MP: 250/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (2)
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 77/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/1050 MP: 37/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Super Shield (1)
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

OMEGA Mk. XVII! Show us your moves!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 79 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 829/1286 MP: 90/633 Str: 128 Agi: 159 Int: 104 Mirror Sheen (∞) Stupefied (5) Slow Leak (4) Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Mirror Coat

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 521/2100 MP: 159/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (1)
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 92/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/1050 MP: 37/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Super Shield (1)
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

How will Slimebot TRICKSTER respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto James Paige.

James Paige	Status HP: 829/1286 MP: 90/633 Str: 128 Agi: 159 Int: 104 Mirror Sheen (∞) Stupefied (5) Slow Leak (4) Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Mirror Coat

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 521/2100 MP: 159/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (1)
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/1050 MP: 51/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Super Shield (1)
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

It's time for CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII.
Battle!

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII delivers a fierce one-two to James Paige! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 115 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 714/1286 MP: 110/633 Str: 128 Agi: 159 Int: 104 Mirror Sheen (∞) Stupefied (5) Slow Leak (4) Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Mirror Coat

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 521/2100 MP: 159/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (1)
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/1050 MP: 36/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige creeps up behind OMEGA Mk. XVII and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

OMEGA Mk. XVII takes 282 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 661/1286 MP: 68/633 Str: 128 Agi: 159 Int: 104 Mirror Sheen (∞) Stupefied (4) Slow Leak (3) Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Mirror Coat

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 239/2100 MP: 187/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (1)
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/1050 MP: 36/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

OMEGA Mk. XVII is looking dangerous!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII binds its soul to a healing spell. OMEGA Mk. XVII is rejuvenated!

James Paige	Status HP: 661/1286 MP: 68/633 Str: 128 Agi: 159 Int: 104 Mirror Sheen (∞) Stupefied (4) Slow Leak (3) Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Mirror Coat

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 92/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Contract (3)
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 80/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/1050 MP: 36/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

Brace yourselves for Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto James Paige. James Paige becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 661/1286 MP: 68/633 Str: 123 Agi: 159 Int: 104 Mirror Sheen (∞) Diseased (20) Stupefied (4) Slow Leak (3) Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Mirror Coat

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 92/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Contract (3)
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 53/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/1050 MP: 50/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

All eyes are on CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII for the next attack!
Battle!

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII delivers a roundhouse kick to James Paige!

James Paige takes 49 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 612/1286 MP: 88/633 Str: 123 Agi: 159 Int: 104 Mirror Sheen (∞) Diseased (20) Stupefied (4) Slow Leak (3) Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Mirror Coat

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 92/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Contract (3)
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 53/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/1050 MP: 35/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII.

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII takes 40 damage! CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 549/1286 MP: 44/633 Str: 123 Agi: 159 Int: 104 Mirror Sheen (∞) Diseased (19) Stupefied (3) Slow Leak (2) Roughed Up (2)
Assassin's Dirk Mirror Coat

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 120/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Contract (3)
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 53/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1010/1050 MP: 35/300 Str: 70 Agi: 28 Int: 70 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

OMEGA Mk. XVII prepares to attack!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 49 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 500/1286 MP: 44/633 Str: 123 Agi: 159 Int: 104 Mirror Sheen (∞) Diseased (19) Slime Loss (4) Stupefied (3) Slow Leak (2) Roughed Up (2)
Assassin's Dirk Mirror Coat

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 67/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Contract (2)
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 68/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1010/1050 MP: 35/300 Str: 70 Agi: 28 Int: 70 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

From the shadows, Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits James Paige with the idiot stick.

James Paige takes 44 damage! James Paige's magical barrier blocks the attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 456/1286 MP: 44/633 Str: 123 Agi: 159 Int: 104 Mirror Sheen (∞) Diseased (19) Slime Loss (4) Stupefied (3) Slow Leak (2) Roughed Up (2)
Assassin's Dirk Mirror Coat

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 67/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Contract (2)
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 28/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1010/1050 MP: 49/300 Str: 70 Agi: 28 Int: 70 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

It's time for CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII.
Battle!

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds OMEGA Mk. XVII. A glow surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER. A glow surrounds CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII.

James Paige	Status HP: 456/1286 MP: 44/633 Str: 123 Agi: 159 Int: 104 Mirror Sheen (∞) Diseased (19) Slime Loss (4) Stupefied (3) Slow Leak (2) Roughed Up (2)
Assassin's Dirk Mirror Coat

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 99/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Contract (2) Power Aura (5)
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 28/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1010/1050 MP: 21/300 Str: 90 Agi: 48 Int: 90 Paralyzed (1) Power Aura (5)
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

OMEGA Mk. XVII is just getting started!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII hardens its body and smashes into James Paige. FUMBLE!

James Paige takes 40 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 416/1286 MP: 64/633 Str: 123 Agi: 159 Int: 104 Mirror Sheen (∞) Diseased (19) Slime Loss (4) Stupefied (3) Slow Leak (2) Roughed Up (2)
Assassin's Dirk Mirror Coat

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 38/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Contract (1) Power Aura (4)
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 28/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1010/1050 MP: 21/300 Str: 90 Agi: 48 Int: 90 Paralyzed (1) Power Aura (5)
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige tears a structurally superfluous hole out of CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII.

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII takes 35 damage! CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 313/1286 MP: 6/633 Str: 123 Agi: 159 Int: 104 Mirror Sheen (∞) Diseased (18) Slime Loss (3) Stupefied (2) Slow Leak (1) Roughed Up (1)
Assassin's Dirk Mirror Coat

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 38/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Contract (1) Power Aura (4)
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 47/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 975/1050 MP: 21/300 Str: 90 Agi: 48 Int: 90 Paralyzed (1) Slime Loss (4) Power Aura (5)
Victory Sword Onion Ring Mail

All eyes are on Slimebot TRICKSTER for the next attack!
Battle!