Battle #1696 (F): JamPai vs OMEMk.XVI, SliTRI, CLOMk.XVI

Now is the time! Prepare yourselves for battle #1696: James Paige vs OMEGA Mk. XVII, Slimebot TRICKSTER!

James Paige	Status HP: 1286/1286 MP: 50/633 Str: 180 Agi: 180 Int: 181
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 50/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige gets the jump. Let it begin!

James Paige splits in two and taps on OMEGA Mk. XVII from both directions. OMEGA Mk. XVII drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1286/1286 MP: 36/633 Str: 180 Agi: 180 Int: 181
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 78/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Supercharged (∞) Off Guard (6)
Charge Rod Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XVII steps forward.
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII is gathering energy. OMEGA Mk. XVII gains 210 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1286/1286 MP: 36/633 Str: 180 Agi: 180 Int: 181
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 288/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Supercharged (∞) Off Guard (5)
Charge Rod Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 33 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1253/1286 MP: 36/633 Str: 180 Agi: 72 Int: 181 Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 2100/2100 MP: 316/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Supercharged (∞) Off Guard (5)
Charge Rod Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, OMEGA Mk. XVII!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII looks extremely uncomfortable. OMEGA Mk. XVII divides itself into two!

James Paige	Status HP: 1253/1286 MP: 36/633 Str: 180 Agi: 72 Int: 181 Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/2100 MP: 141/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Supercharged (∞) Off Guard (4)
Charge Rod Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/1050 MP: 70/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Supercharged (∞) Off Guard (5)
Charge Rod Fish Scale Mail

All eyes are on Slimebot TRICKSTER for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1253/1286 MP: 59/633 Str: 180 Agi: 72 Int: 117 Paralyzed (2) Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/2100 MP: 141/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Supercharged (∞) Off Guard (4)
Charge Rod Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 2/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/1050 MP: 70/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Supercharged (∞) Off Guard (5)
Charge Rod Fish Scale Mail

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige purges slimeself's effects. James Paige's Agi returns to normal.

James Paige	Status HP: 1253/1286 MP: 54/633 Str: 180 Agi: 180 Int: 117 Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/2100 MP: 141/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Supercharged (∞) Off Guard (4)
Charge Rod Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 2/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/1050 MP: 84/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Supercharged (∞) Off Guard (5)
Charge Rod Fish Scale Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII is just getting started!
Battle!

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII fires a sharp needle at James Paige.

James Paige simply laughs at the attempt!

James Paige	Status HP: 1253/1286 MP: 77/633 Str: 180 Agi: 180 Int: 117 Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/2100 MP: 141/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Supercharged (∞) Off Guard (4)
Charge Rod Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 2/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/1050 MP: 66/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Supercharged (∞) Off Guard (4)
Charge Rod Fish Scale Mail

James Paige advances!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 117 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1253/1286 MP: 194/633 Str: 180 Agi: 180 Int: 117 Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/2100 MP: 169/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Supercharged (∞) Off Guard (4)
Charge Rod Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 2/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/1050 MP: 66/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Supercharged (∞) Off Guard (4)
Charge Rod Fish Scale Mail

It's time for OMEGA Mk. XVII.
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII calls forth mystical protection! A barrier surrounds OMEGA Mk. XVII. A barrier surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER. A barrier surrounds CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII.

James Paige	Status HP: 1253/1286 MP: 194/633 Str: 180 Agi: 180 Int: 117 Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/2100 MP: 104/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (3) Supercharged (∞) Off Guard (3)
Charge Rod Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 17/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/1050 MP: 66/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Supercharged (∞) Off Guard (4) Super Shield (3)
Charge Rod Fish Scale Mail

Next up is Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1253/1286 MP: 194/633 Str: 180 Agi: 180 Int: 117 Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/2100 MP: 104/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (3) Supercharged (∞) Off Guard (3)
Charge Rod Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 92/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/1050 MP: 80/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Supercharged (∞) Off Guard (4) Super Shield (3)
Charge Rod Fish Scale Mail

From the shadows, CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII!
Battle!

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII fires a sharp needle at James Paige.

James Paige brushes off the attack and laughs!

James Paige	Status HP: 1253/1286 MP: 217/633 Str: 180 Agi: 180 Int: 117 Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/2100 MP: 104/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (3) Supercharged (∞) Off Guard (3)
Charge Rod Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 92/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/1050 MP: 62/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Supercharged (∞) Off Guard (3) Super Shield (2)
Charge Rod Fish Scale Mail

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind OMEGA Mk. XVII and stabs OMEGA Mk. XVII in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

OMEGA Mk. XVII takes 192 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1253/1286 MP: 121/633 Str: 180 Agi: 180 Int: 117 Stupefied (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 858/2100 MP: 132/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (3) Supercharged (∞) Off Guard (3)
Charge Rod Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 92/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/1050 MP: 62/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Supercharged (∞) Off Guard (3) Super Shield (2)
Charge Rod Fish Scale Mail

OMEGA Mk. XVII is our next attacker!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XVII pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 92 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 1161/1286 MP: 121/633 Str: 144 Agi: 180 Int: 117 Stupefied (3) Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 858/2100 MP: 36/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (2) Supercharged (∞) Off Guard (2)
Charge Rod Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 107/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/1050 MP: 62/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Supercharged (∞) Off Guard (3) Super Shield (2)
Charge Rod Fish Scale Mail

Next up is Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto James Paige. James Paige becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 1161/1286 MP: 121/633 Str: 139 Agi: 180 Int: 117 Stupefied (3) Roughed Up (4) Diseased (20)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 858/2100 MP: 36/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Super Shield (2) Supercharged (∞) Off Guard (2)
Charge Rod Fish Scale Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 80/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Super Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII	Status HP: 1050/1050 MP: 76/300 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Supercharged (∞) Off Guard (3) Super Shield (2)
Charge Rod Fish Scale Mail

How will CLONEMEGA Mk. XVII respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!