Battle #1671 (F): JamPai, 8biPon vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Bugsy tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 911/1284 MP: 274/632 Str: 70 Agi: 159 Int: 104 Diseased (17) Stupefied (6) Roughed Up (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 207/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 568/700 MP: 179/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (3) Mirror Sheen (5) Looking Sharp (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy advances!
Battle!

Mugsy sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Mugsy. A glow surrounds Bugsy.

James Paige	Status HP: 911/1284 MP: 294/632 Str: 70 Agi: 159 Int: 104 Diseased (17) Stupefied (6) Roughed Up (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 174/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 568/700 MP: 179/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Shield (3) Mirror Sheen (5) Looking Sharp (1) Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Bugsy in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Bugsy takes 65 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/1284 MP: 252/632 Str: 87 Agi: 159 Int: 104 Diseased (16) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 174/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 503/700 MP: 198/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Shield (3) Mirror Sheen (5) Looking Sharp (1) Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy! Go!
Battle!

Bugsy hits James Paige with the idiot stick.

James Paige takes 61 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 802/1284 MP: 252/632 Str: 87 Agi: 159 Int: 93 Diseased (16) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 198/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 503/700 MP: 158/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Shield (2) Mirror Sheen (4) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Mugsy!
Battle!

Mugsy channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Bugsy's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 802/1284 MP: 270/632 Str: 87 Agi: 159 Int: 93 Diseased (16) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 172/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 503/700 MP: 158/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Shield (2) Mirror Sheen (4) Looking Sharp (5) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige creeps up behind Bugsy and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Bugsy takes 362 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 792/1284 MP: 123/632 Str: 87 Agi: 159 Int: 93 Diseased (15) Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 172/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 141/700 MP: 177/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Shield (2) Mirror Sheen (4) Looking Sharp (5) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy advances!
Battle!

Bugsy hits James Paige with the idiot stick.

James Paige takes 56 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 736/1284 MP: 123/632 Str: 87 Agi: 159 Int: 83 Diseased (15) Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 196/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 141/700 MP: 137/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Shield (1) Mirror Sheen (3) Looking Sharp (4) Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is just getting started!
Battle!

Mugsy transfers power to Bugsy. Bugsy looks charged up!

James Paige	Status HP: 736/1284 MP: 139/632 Str: 87 Agi: 159 Int: 83 Diseased (15) Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 162/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 141/700 MP: 250/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Shield (1) Mirror Sheen (3) Looking Sharp (4) Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Bugsy and stabs Bugsy in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Bugsy takes 212 damage! Bugsy submits!

James Paige	Status HP: 726/1284 MP: 43/632 Str: 87 Agi: 159 Int: 83 Diseased (14) Stupefied (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 186/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Mugsy! Go!
Battle!

Mugsy performs a mystical incantation. Mugsy is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 726/1284 MP: 59/632 Str: 87 Agi: 159 Int: 83 Diseased (14) Stupefied (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 142/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2) Mirror Sheen (6)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Mugsy in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Mugsy takes 93 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 716/1284 MP: 17/632 Str: 87 Agi: 159 Int: 83 Diseased (13) Stupefied (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 407/500 MP: 166/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2) Mirror Sheen (6)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

It's time for Mugsy.
Battle!

Mugsy channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Mugsy's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 716/1284 MP: 33/632 Str: 87 Agi: 159 Int: 83 Diseased (13) Stupefied (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 407/500 MP: 140/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (1) Mirror Sheen (5) Looking Sharp (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 706/1284 MP: 19/632 Str: 87 Agi: 159 Int: 133 Diseased (12) Stupefied (1) Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 407/500 MP: 164/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (1) Mirror Sheen (5) Looking Sharp (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Mugsy is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Mugsy conjures a shield onto slimeself. Mugsy is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 706/1284 MP: 45/632 Str: 87 Agi: 159 Int: 133 Diseased (12) Stupefied (1) Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 407/500 MP: 142/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Mirror Sheen (4) Shield (6) Looking Sharp (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 133 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 696/1284 MP: 178/632 Str: 87 Agi: 159 Int: 204 Diseased (11) Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 407/500 MP: 162/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Mirror Sheen (4) Shield (6) Looking Sharp (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Mugsy is looking dangerous!
Battle!